pothead

Getting high and tumbling

[gregxb]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[allcapsmadbitch]

yeah

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I needed to see this 

[britbratbeauty]

But y’all peep the lil kid who ain’t ask for shit 😂😂

[molothoo]

☝🏾Lmaoo man walked right by him. Like “bitch we ain’t friends, I remember what you said about my mama at lunch”

[sparkles-and-trash]

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[thishartominefeelz]

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

[wilwheaton]

PLAY THIS WITH THE SOUND TURNED ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

[lamus-dworski]

[ampervadasz]

[jpnys]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I’m crying…

[otherwindow]

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[candyredterezii]

[jrdyn-deactivated20150815]

reaction images need to stop those were cool in 2011

[rhydonmyhardon]

[ichigoflavor-deactivated2024042]

[death-by-lulz]

Pizza hut killin’ it.

[firedrill]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.