The B's Knees

The Superb Sense of Humor of a Humorless Girl

[princesssarcasmo]

My affection leaves with each tear drop. 

It breaks my heart when all that lingered after we kiss 

Is emptiness. 

 You are always moving - 

And I'm always wishing - 

That one day you will be moving toward me. 

Sadness gets worse when words are silenced... 

When the strongest reactions are blank looks 

And calm words 

Do you miss the storm I once was? 

I remember feeling a fire in my heart. 

Too sad to stay but too tired to leave 

Tell me, my love, broken promises 

Of a better day.

[becausebirds]

🐧 scootscootscoot 🐧

[sorryimtoobusyprocrastinating]

I’m sorry but I can’t not reblog this

[shegiles]

Daily Show, you have outdone yourself…

[mmeadowss]

[thoughts-memories]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[observando]

[ruinedchildhood]

[highwaytohell-a]

Christine Teigen is a gift to this world

[oponions]

And here we see an early contender for Most Elaborate Rejection of 2017.

[fueled-by-nightcore]

Most people can only fantasize of being this extra

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[loveshocks]

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[buzzfeed]

23 Parents That Need To Be Stopped Immediately

[constable-frozen]

The Great Gatsby (2013)

[h-cilantro]

@takashi0

[fardingbag]

[arpeggia]

Florian Mueller - Papersky, photo print under acrylic glass (imasec) or c-print on fine art paper | More

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too