if you has a frownie eats a brownie

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[bonersniper]

I’m dying.

[angardasiochana]

i guess we know who caught the corpse

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

[unclefather]

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

[liberal-memes]

[valtsv]

if i was at pompeii when the volcano erupted id have been fine

[dannyvantass]

my grandpa was there actually and he died

[valtsv]

mr bastille???

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[sleepynerdsquirrel]

[asymbina]

GHIB BAGHUL, DREAD DEMON OF BREAKFAST

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GONNA THWAP U WITH CURSED PAWS

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[gay-jesus-probably]

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lvd2]

[wormtitty]

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

[she-guitar-solo]

HDYVDGNCIKFHBB

[unclefather]

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]