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haven’t been on here for like 2 years and i feel like i am 16 again
me after i fuck
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption
who needs april fools when ur whole life is a joke
@staff: *makes any announcement literally any announcement*
me: *looks into camera like i’m on the office*
@staff :*makes an announcement*
me:
Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.
the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed
Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog
Live horny die horny motherfuckers
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
Vagina Care post
I’ve gotten a lot of messages on vaginal care, do’s and don’ts etc. so I’m just going to make a general post of how to take care of your vajayjay (feel free to add on).
1. Do not shove anything that isn’t supposed to be in your vagina in your vagina. Your vagina practically does all the work for you, all you have to do is wash it with warm water. Stay away from douches, vagina soap, vaginal deodorants, regular soap, (I’ve heard of girls shoving yogurt and fruits directly in their vagina to keep it fresh?) major no no. Save the vagina food storage for when it’s needed during the zombie apocalypse.
2. Eating fruits, vegetables, cranberry juice AND GREEK YOGURT are major keys to balancing your ph which is great for vaginal odor and taste. But if your vagina doesn’t smell or taste like a edible arrangement that’s okay! Nothing is wrong with your vagina. Some girls say that their vaginas taste like freshly cut pineapples after eating pineapples and some girls say their vagina tastes and smell just like a vagina even after stuffing up on pineapples. To each is their own vag.
a. There is no scientific evidence that your vagina taste sweeter because of fruits and veggies (side note: a “sweet” vagina can sometimes mean diabetes)
b. A vagina with a balanced ph is naturally tasteless.
3. If you don’t want to shave your vagina hair you definitely don’t have to by any means. However, a trimmed vagina decreases vaginal odor, it’s easier to clean during your menstruation, decrease in the amount of dirt and bacteria trapped in hairs. But if you think you smell fine and or have found a balance to maintaining the smell and taking care of your hairs, cornrow your vag hair if you like, shit it’s your body.
4. Wear cotton underwear, the thinness allows your vagina to breath. For a happier vagina don’t even wear underwear. My gyno recommended going commando after your day is over and you’re relaxing at home so your vagina is free to live and explore the world.
5. Kegals. You gotta keep ya thing tight for bladder control and so ya partner can chase ya waterfalls during intercourse if you know what I mean *wink *wink 💦💦💦
6. For all my freak a leaks out there do not switch to vaginal inter course after anal (and if you do switch condoms). This increases your chance of a UTI due to the bacteria from your feces (yes bitch your feces) easily traveling to your vagina. Pee after sex and get all those toxins out of your life girl.
7. I can’t stress this enough go to your annual check ups and don’t lie to your doctors! They’re not there to judge, they’re there to make sure your ass is being a healthy hoe. That’s all I can think of for now babes. Feel free to add on. Bless up
i realized that two people are having sex on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter
can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.
mickey mouse old as fuck someone put that rat in a nursing home
don’t live with me if you’re not prepared for me to occasionally jump out from under your bed
me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless
Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE
Me: get outta my house
Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :
Me: I have school, please.
Gaud, who has set up a hammock under my loft bed: all your jackets are mine now
Me, folding the laundry: are you going to help?
Gaud, setting up a blanket fort by my desk: nah
Me, trying to crochet a blanket: could you not?
Gaud, playing with the yarn ball that rolled under the bed: *keeps playing with yarn ball* not what?
Me, looking for socks underneath bed: could you help me please?
Gaud, checking nails: I would
Me:
Me:
Me:
Gaud:…but I don’t want to.
me: h-
blonde republican women:
literally go to any bar out there and simply breathe and men will come running