Dork Bird Blog

hey this is my nerd blog where I mostly reblog birds and sometimes post art

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[vendetta06]

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

[robinminustherichard]

This year is my 15th AO3 Anniversary! How long have you been on AO3? (hint: the day you joined is in your Profile)

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14

15+ Years

Voting ended on8h

[gotchibam]

Shiny Starly and Shiny Shinx ko-fi doodle for doodlejoltik! ✨

[damazcuz]

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

[souenkun]

You heard what god said (based on this)

[lutraviolet]

gay kittays

(commission for skittybitty)

[thursday]

the signs as kitchen utensils

[emoryandavery]

Aries: cheese grater

Taurus: blow torch

Gemini: pizza slicer

Cancer: meat thermometer

Leo: cookie cutter

Virgo: corkscrew

Libra: ice cream scoop

Scorpio: bread knife

Sagittarius: spatula

Capricorn: salt shaker

Aquarius: egg slicer

Pisces: nutcracker

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[krossan]

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[monstermonger]

All day the stars watch from long ago my mother said I am going now when you are alone you will be all right whether or not you know you will know

look at the old house in the dawn rain all the flowers are forms of water the sun reminds them through a white cloud touches the patchwork spread on the hill the washed colors of the afterlife that lived there long before you were born see how they wake without a question even though the whole world is burning

Rain Light - WS Merwin

[print]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I keep thinking about harpies

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[sals-sonic]

I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]