Pro Can

25 she/her I am a professional can girl. I like to paint things and make things, I like card games and Dwarf Fortress. if you want to talk to me just give me something to work with

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[kusali]

I don't blame the girls (except in specific fringe cases) but it's annoying how every popular on social media sex worker is "elite" or "high class", talking about making 100k a month on OF and saying "oh I just fell into it, it was easy for me". Like one woman who describes herself alternately as a woman who fucks men for money and a high class escort was a professional ballerina before doing this, and while she isn't as lithe and feminine as that might imply there are obvious class markers between "high class" escorts and the middling ones. Then the gap between the middling ones and most marginalised becomes less about how you talk and where you went to school (in fact it's not about that at all) and more about 1. how far removed you are from normative beauty standards and 2. How visibly poor you are. Eg even tho my teeth are mess I'm still doing okay, but if I was also visibly trans and also visibly over the age of 50 (for example) I would be dealing with the most difficult work, the worst pay, and the heaviest policing. This used to be talked about a lot on here circa 2010s but since #swtumblr is no more I have no idea if the general public is aware of this internal class division we usually call "the whorearchy"

A client who I really dislike was telling me that he hired a different escort for $900 - so firmly a "high class escort" - and that she was so amazing and he didn't know "it" could be this way, but she didn't make him cum. I always do, yet he spoke about her as if she had some intrinsic quality that placed her above the regular girls like myself even when he admits that, in defining this by his own goal (which is to cum, something he struggles with) I, the mid range escort, am better at the job. So what is it about her?

Unfortunately I didn't ask (I should have, he was smoking meth and probably would have told me anything at this point) but at first I figured it was the signifier of the money itself along with what he says were her stunning features. But after spending some time today watching this other escort on Instagram, the former ballerina, who is beautiful but not The Most Normatively Attractive Woman Ever, who looks like a regular (albeit lovely) person, I'm coming to the conclusion that it's the unspoken social mores the ruling class use to keep even the young and beautiful working class women out. I have plenty of rich clients with important jobs, and some are even petite bourgeois*, but none are ruling class

*I'm putting small business owners in this category, eg the dude who runs some kind of fitness.. whatever, that obviously relies on the patronage of the wealthy to exist at all, it isn't producing anything in the classical sense but it is relying on the wealth of the ruling class to exist at all

[remiliaworld]

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

[carcinogenic-siren]

Acting like society has at all addressed or even contemplated transmisogyny for even a moment is a fucking joke.

Just continuing the hate train on this poor girl, which if she was talking about how misogynistic classic horror movies are against cissexual women, everyone would be lauding her for having the guts to stand up and say something.

“I’m not trying to be mean” No, but you are being transmisogynistic. Because she (op) *is* right, these conversations are not had outside of transfem spaces, and trans women everywhere have to sit in silence while y’all praise sotl, rhps, whatever the fuck. You know for a fact you are not discussing how these classic horror films harm trans women. For fucks sake, you probably don’t even know what transmisogyny is.

No one outside of trans women is ready to have a conversation about transmisogyny.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?

are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?

are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.

[cutecipher]

On the prisoners point:

Prisoners in the U.S. are part of a hidden workforce linked to hundreds of popular food brands

In a sweeping two-year investigation, The Associated Press found goods linked to prisoners wind up in the supply chains of everything from F

More on the health point:

"US Department of Labor proposes more than $1M fine following worker fatality at New Jersey vegetable processing facility"

https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/osha/osha20251124

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[cannibalcaprine]

make me god-emperess and i will legally mandate each tech executive to wear a punishment device which delivers an electric shock every time someone is forced to click on "maybe later" instead of "no" on one of their websites or systems

[balaclava-trismegistus]

When I watched Tenet with my friends, after another friend insisted it was really cool and good (the one who backstabbed me the hardest btw), it took us over three hours to get through it. We had to keep pausing and going back because we were hooting and hollering too much. When it got to the part where Protagonist was fighting the mysterious masked backwards man at the airport, and there was a jet engine right next to them, and the loudest thing in the entire mix was their shoes squeaking on the linoleum floor, I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna puke. My best friend made a joke about how backwards protagonist had to wear a mask to breathe backwards air in backwards time, and then ten minutes later a character explained that protagonist had to wear a mask to breathe backwards air in backwards time. The aspect ratio kept randomly shifting. I remember the plot being the villain was from backwards time and entered forwards time through his magic machine and wanted to send a bomb into forwards time to blow up time and kill everyone.

Christopher Nolan is a fucking idiot.

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[lordoftablecloths]

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

[therealcodfather]

It must fucking suck to be a small child in the age of ai. Imagine you're 10 and you're happily drawing anime characters or making a cringy ass oc and then people are like "what's the point of drawing? Just generate it with ai!" You either have two options.

Option one: they agree and have singlehandedly fucked up their imagination and have no creativity Because they no longer have to think

Option two: they get discouraged as all hell because they're like ten. They don't understand that you can avoid ai, if somebody older says ai is super important and you can't avoid it they're just gonna take it as fact.

How absolutlely awful must it be to be a small child with aspirations and then have the adults around you say hey kid? Stop that! Good news, ai can do that for you! You don't have to have any dreams anymore!!!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[sleepiercreature]

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

[poundfooolish]

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

[prinxperseverant]

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

[blujayonthewing]

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”

[60110306]

these horses are lesbians from the same artist!!!!!

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade