Zeus Fucked Your Dad

Anat ∙ 25 ∙ She/Her, It/It's ∙ Διὸς δ᾽ ἐτελείετο βουλή

[romcommunist]

came into work and one of the kids i work with immediately ran up to me and was like "I made the evan dance". he had some sort of shimmy but turns out the evan dance is also gangnam style? to him one of the words psy says sounds like "evan" so when he heard it he started laughing and yelled THATS YOU lmao

[romcommunist]

once every shift/every other shift he asks me some variation of "what would happen if you were in the party rock anthem music video" and I always respond "well id be shuffling" and he laughs uncontrollably. Do not know where/how it started

[tall]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[teaboot]

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[iscariotism]

[pyrogina]

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[simmonym]

[gleebleglorpproductions]

The pain of being a Murderbot audiobook listener and having no idea how anything is spelled

[quaculaarchive]

[chrissyjoshys]

[bulljumpingfresco]

A priestess at the altar. (detail of the Hagia Triada sarcophagus) Heraklion Archeological Museum (photo by Dimitrios Harissiadis)

[gaytricorder]

well… yes

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description