all the swords are enchanted to be gay

emily, 5e player, i spend 90% of my time making characters i won't ever use

[pocketss]

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

[bastionkeeper]

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

[twizzlerstriders]

I made them!! @pocketss

[pocketss]

:O

[filibusterfrog]

core classes as undead :)

[filibusterfrog]

yahoo answers urgent how do you kiss when your heads are both fire

[thyrell]

skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time

[thyrell]

this guy would never hurt me

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

6 hour long fight at this year’s Tolkien Historical Society Conference about whether Middle Earth has bees, before I reminded everyone that the Rohirrim had mead halls, which means they had honey, which means there’s bees. Everyone sighed and the conference continued. This is the life of a Tolkien scholar. 

[apple-dandy]

It’s what he would have wanted

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

op why did you wait six hours 

[definitely-ellie]

OP deciding to wait

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[unhipwitch]

[evilsupplyco]

(shows up 15 minutes late covered in swamp slime and black lipstick marks) sorry I’m late I had a meeting

[netherworldpost]

This is one of my favorite tags ever thank you

[anonbeadraws]

character sheet and icon of Dormin the earth genasi for @mad-phlegmatic, i love his scars!

✨i do commissions!| If you fancy tipping✨

[anonbeadraws]

local man adopts familiar and mimic, simultaneously discovers healthy eating patterns.  correlation unsuspected 💖

this is kit the rogue from my dnd campaign with @icbrothers and @knide​, i love it so, somehow he has two kids now??

✨commission info in source link below✨

[anonbeadraws]

✨💕✨yeehaw ✨💕✨

An amazing outfit for Olivier for @caspersgay, this was a blast to work on!!

 ✨i do commissions!| If you fancy tipping✨

[crow-queen-art-deactivated20210]

Please share this!!!!! As you resident vitiligan and fellow artist I am here to educate people on how to properly create a character with vitiligo and other things to keep in mind about the disorder.

Only 1% of the entire world’s population has vitiligo but I see so many artists making characters with it when they sometimes don’t even know what vitiligo is and pass it off as “skin pigmentation”. Like— what does that even mean??? XD

It’s not an aesthetic and it won’t get you “diversity points” so stop romanticizing vitiligo!

[kurowrites]

Honestly very happy to see this, especially the part that emphasises that skin tone has nothing to do with the likeliness of developing vitiligo. You can be as white as snow and have it.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[arcadechan]

experimental commission for @genderlich!! a warforged :- )

[fray]

comfy manticore

[normal-horoscopes]

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED "SPAGHETTI"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED "SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD" AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I NOD GRAVELY REVERSE THE STAFF AND TRY AGAIN]

[normal-horoscopes]

[ITS PESTO SAUCE THIS TIME]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I START A NEW COLUMN IN THE GRIMOIRE]

[someemochick]

[grimae]

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