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‘My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.’

Beetlejuice (1988)

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

plasmalogical

spoken like a future puma victim

theindependentconservative

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

plasmalogical

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

baconmancr

pocketss

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

belgania

Night in the Woods edit (2/?)

hyrude

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

hyrude

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die today knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice.

bbcsherlock

Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

bace-jeleren

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

blogitalianissimo

Io ve l'avevo detto che i francesi avrebbero protestato in qualche modo contro la vittoria degli svizzeri.

https://amp.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/sportmediaset/article/34913894#aoh=16251589996649&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=Da%20%251%24s

IMPAZZISCO

For the past couple of days, I’ve been liking the Stanley Parable. So, I decided to draw Stanley 😉

butchhatred

[Image description: a man in black and white colours is floating, looking up with an uncomfortable expression. He has pale skin and black hair, and wearing a checkered dress shirt, a nametag, a grey tie, black pants and grey shoes. There is a yellow line in the background, showing 5 rows that are parallel, and the man doesn't cover the first and last rows. In the 5th row, the end of the line can be seen ending in an arrow next to the man's legs. Between the 2nd and 3rd row of the line, a text can be seen in black colour. The left side reads "The Stanley Parable". The right side reads "#427". Aside from the line, the background is white. End of image description.]