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[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[parkchanwoohoo]

My favorite part of any discussion of kink is when someone is like "EUGH WHAT, HUH, PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT? I DON'T THINK SO, THAT CAN'T BE NORMAL" which is the kind of kneejerk response that contributes nothing to the discussion itself but functions as a signal to others (and, primarily, oneself) that their sexualities are so middle-of-the-road that even the imagined notion of outré sexual practices is mind-boggling. 

It's weird to me because it shows your engagement isn't really intellectual but you also clearly felt the need to follow along the post out of prurient curiosity anyway without being able to help that hindbrain part of you that's like "I'M NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS I'M NOT." Deeply revealing and not in the way I think most people leaving such comments intend. Screams less "Hohoho whoa there, I'm a NORMAL part of sexually healthy society" and more "I fully believe there is an infectious element to taboo sex and I am terrified of being affiliated with you and becoming tainted by you, which I've already risked by reading this far into your post" 

[probablymarin]

i drew a little wigglypaint comic related to this during the miku feet juice thing at parkcon a couple weeks ago that normies were freaking the fuck out about

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[probablymarin]

cool fucking cube sticker is from Fiend Jr. on Bluesky

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[phantomrose96]

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

[phantomrose96]

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

[phantomrose96]

[kibumkim]

[asoi00]

[bedupolker]

ough she's so dusty

[fishieguyy]

Im drawing her joyful now while i still can because really anything could happen this weekend.

[sheherlockholmes]

[mandi-bul]

Them in my brain

[rabbiteclair]

in the early 21st century various cultures were known to worship a sort of fertility idol known as "hex maniac"

[fishieguyy]

I saw mitski last night and holy efffffff. im a changed person . If u knew me before yesterday U dont know me anymore bro im a new man

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all