probablynotwest

hi i'm west :]

[probablynotwest]

intro post

I've had this account for like. an amount of time so I think I should make an intro post

here's my artfight!!! https://artfight.net/~probablynotwest

anyway

hi i'm west! i use they/she mostly but any is fine :]

also i have been infected w the hollow knight + silksong brain worms and cannot think about anything else please help

^ update, also project sekai now. and project hail mary. i'm sane i promise [lie]

damn, I got all these projects

i don't actually know how to make an intro post so thats all for now

oh yeah and for any pharloomblr people, my pharlooblr blogs are here (tho im not super active on them atm unfortunately): @charmi-the-silkmoth @scribe-silly @makis-coffee-shop

[owlart18]

My Art Fight attacks of 2026 for Team Mystery - Vessels in Deepnest mass attack

Ocs by:

ForgottenFinch | Rem

awsome1814 | Onycho @awsome1814

Serv0z | UV @serv0z

blu- | Rodent Vessel @blu-xy

probablynotwest | Scribe @probablynotwest

Mapletail | The Fickle Wayfinder

naishanyiwis | Echo

Cloudberry | Echo @cloudberrygurl

Ivorymoon_ | Cotton

random-arty-dragon | Bibbons

Blenderkid | Mimic

LoudWhistlingYes | Doleria and Farther @loud-whistling-yes

Korache | Voyager and Worm

EpicFeather | Vessel @epicfeather

BlackMentita | VesselCos

dysphoric-cicada | Katoa @sick-ada

Nemuru_ | Petal

Froppii | Hana

Sharkie_Mae | BelleMoth

(Commission info here | MapleStickerShop | Ko-fi)

[probablynotwest]

this was such a cute attack, thanks again!!!

[tallcraw]

Gets spam text that’s like

(Insert state name) is to weak on border control and crime

And I’m like ok cool

[probablynotwest]

[probablynotwest]

hey you. yes you. the one on tumblr dot com

you know what'd be super cool

if you gave me. thirty dollar

[gaytoasterbath]

Nuhuh

[probablynotwest]

not you.

YOU should give me 5 dollar because you owe me 5 dollar

actually the one-year anniversary of you owing me 5 dollars is coming up in a few months. are you excited

[probablynotwest]

hey you. yes you. the one on tumblr dot com

you know what'd be super cool

if you gave me. thirty dollar

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

(image source)

[probablynotwest]

we gonna miku miku beam our way thru this one boys

[probablynotwest]

i don't know if we can miku miku beam our way thru this one boys

[probablynotwest]

we gonna miku miku beam our way thru this one boys

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

What are your pronouns?

I haven't unlocked that skill yet

[probablynotwest]

strong innate desire to eat a brick of raw tofu rn

[gaytoasterbath]

Do it

[probablynotwest]

i don't have any tofu

[probablynotwest]

i got tofu and did this yesterday (well, half a brick but still) and it was glorious

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[jjangredpanda]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[tallcraw]

Do you ever feel like everyone else is allowed to do/feel Somthing but your not

[probablynotwest]

yeag

[probablynotwest]

I GET TO GO THRIFTING TODAYYYY 🔥🔥🔥

[probablynotwest]

I forgot to post about it at the time but I GOT ME A FUCKIN LAB COAT AND IM STILL HYPED ABOUT IT

im so excited to cut it up omg