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oddarette

Here, take this battle shrimp. One could say you've found your knight in brining armor🦐

eldesvandesheyenne

oldelvenhomebrewing

jettkuso

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

the-gnomish-bastard

This post is Wizard Approved

doctor-roman

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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so, now that there's finally twelve poll options now. . .

pick your class!

barbarian

bard

cleric

druid

fighter

monk

paladin

ranger

rogue

sorcerer

warlock

wizard

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

according to the Archives of Nethys (website I've been using for all my Pathfinder stuff), there's 20 base Pathfinder classes, so

maybe when staff adds twenty options, ill do that one

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

actually. . .

another-rpg-sideblog

2 Magical Tattoos by Owlbear_Den on reddit

prokopetz

You need to understand that, as a tabletop RPG designer, inspiring people to create deeply cursed shit is literally my profession.

arseniccattails

Reworked Spells Part One

stay tuned for the next batch, which is basically this but with bludgeoning/slashing/piercing, and the third batch, which is this but psychic radiant and necrotic. ye.

probablywizardrpgideas

This is amazing!

wizardpotions

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

lubefairy

*milks you*

wizardpotions

Lube fairy this is the worst comment I've ever got on any post

titkoks

dndspellgifs

Find Steed

2nd level conjuration

Paladin

Submitted by: @evilwizardgroove

probablywizardrpgideas

Oh no. I don’t like the implications there…

filibusterfrog

core classes as undead :)

shittycryptids

A regular coffin, but when any living being is placed inside the wood will turn to teeth and tear them apart

probablywizardrpgideas

Guys I think we have a mimic to get rid of....?

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My D&D character is a Drow noblewoman who’s well and estranged from her family but is still able to trade on the prestige of their name so DM has established that I have the fantasy equivalent of Mommy and Daddy’s credit cards and I can avoid paying money for things if I pass a persuasion check.

Eventually, though, a debt collector is going to find a way past all the giants and ice spiders and what have you and deliver a bill to Mater and Pater in the uninhabitable mountains at the top of the world, and then we’re gonna get some really juice Drow drama

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“The innkeeper has heard of my family, so I was able to get us room and board for a few nights with another one of my famous ‘lies’.”

wanderingchance

Are you Toph?

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Fuck

I’m doing a Toph

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Update: I have used this trick to frame my childhood bully for murder

renthony

As the DM I feel compelled to assure tumblr that this is DEFINITELY going to bite you in the ass.

writing-prompt-s

A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.

dycefic

Hyrea the Healer was not a difficult goddess to serve.

Which was not to say that service was easy. Service to Hyrea took one into dangerous places, and dangerous work. A dedicate of Hyrea went into war, and plague, and famine. Risked death a thousand ways, over and over again. And yet it wasn’t difficult to serve her, if you were the right kind of person. For a person who looked at the sick or wounded or starving and longed to help, it was the easiest thing in the world.

Hyrea marked her devotees in a way impossible to disguise or to mistake. It was possible to replicate the blue tattoos, to an extent, though the ‘blindfold’ was hard to do, eyelids being difficult. The bands around the wrists were easier. But only Hyrea could make them glow with that faint, spectral light. No-one could look on that light, and not know exactly who they were looking at. There were stories about it – about the six healers who had walked onto a battlefield and stood between the two armies, and stopped the battle cold, for neither side had dared to lift a hand against the healers. About proud gods who drove out the humble Hyrean healers, so that only their own priests could heal, and cities emptied by disease spreading from the poorest quarters, where the proud priests would not go. About the warlord who, having struck his enemy down, saw a Hyrean healer kneel to help the man, and in fury struck the healer down as well – and died the next moment, with a dozen arrows in his back, fired by his own men. About villages struck by plague, who saw the blue lights approaching through mist, and opened their barricaded gates to hope. About terrible battles that lasted from dawn until dusk… and then nights full of pale blue lights, moving among the fallen, and a hundred or two hundred or five hundred men found living on the field the next morning.

Temples of Hyrea rose in odd places. In busy cities, in border towns, in little villages, with no apparent rhyme or reason. Only a certainty, in the part of some priest or priestess, that here there would be need of them. They were good at predicting need.

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And you can still do it now

bethanyactually

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.