What.

The power of fluffy boys shines within you

[averylustygentleman]

Are y'all ever so viscerally attracted to men that you wanna be one?

[averylustygentleman]

Ok so it turns out I was ovulating

[spiralmindz]

not even 30 pages in and it's spitting facts tumblr won't like

[the-haiku-bot]

not even 30

pages in and it’s spitting

facts tumblr won’t like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.

[thememedaddy]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[marxism-transgenderism]

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

[marxism-transgenderism]

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

[averylustygentleman]

This also applies to ppl on the aro/ace spectrum

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[grincholass]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[fleabagsversion]

Honestly, at this point I think that people genuinely think Shane is not capable of understanding jokes. Like I am sorry, but if you are using Shane’s autism as “proof” that he doesn’t understand Ilya’s joke about “not liking him as a person” or even Yuna’s “favourite son” joke, then that’s ableism. Shane is not dumb, he clearly likes joking and chirping at his loved ones. Like do y’all really think, Shane took the whole pregnancy thing seriously, when Hayden joked about it in episode 4? Please tell me y’all don’t think Shane didn’t get that joke because of his autism.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Beautiful, you don’t HAVE to forgive them. You just can’t ridicule them after leaving for being “tainted” or “evil” or whatever the acceptable word is now. Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

“But they should’ve known sooner” and we should’ve known sooner that Destiel was never gonna meaningfully happen outside of queerbaiting, what’s your point?

“I never want them near me” that’s fine, but you do realize to insult them, YOU have to get near THEM, right? Wouldn’t it be more conducive to what you want to just leave each other alone?

“What if one of them tries to approach me?” Then you block them online, or you keep the conversation clinical and polite irl. You do NOT take time out of your day to berate them for their old views. Your mother raised you better than that.

[pavilarg0]

Preserving these tags, they're very correct

[llamaking]

I would reblog this one million times if I could

[daysleftofsecondterm]

As a matter of fact you can!

[ink-in-hand]

This is fundamentally how cults WORK, btw

Villainize outsiders, which can look different depending on the cult, make everything an us vs them situation. And then when those outsiders show themselves to be hostile (doesn't matter why) the cult is proven right all along on one of their foundational messages

[spitblaze]

There's no identity that absolves you of harm, yes, sure, but I think more people need to hear that there's no gender or racial or sexual identity that makes you uniquely capable of harm.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

I think if Shane hadn’t gotten injured Ilya would’ve gone over to his place and made one weak attempt at breaking things off. Shane would’ve gotten teary and said, “No.” Resolutely, with just a hint of a wobble in his voice, and Ilya would just softly go, “Okey.” He’d sigh and think to himself, “Well I tried,” as he starts kissing Shane and walking him up the stairs backwards.

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.