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🌸° ✧ Studio Ghibli : S p r i n g ✧ °🌸

“Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be.”

[lifeoftotoro]

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New York Fashion Week, Street Style. Model Sora Choi after the Coach Spring 2019 show. © Jason Jean

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[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[atmeal012]

Ghibli Museum

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The Ghibli Museum (三鷹の森ジブリ美術館 Mitaka no Mori Jiburi Bijutsukan, Mitaka Forest Ghibli Museum) is a museum showcasing the work of the Japanese animation studio Studio Ghibli. It is located in Inokashira Park in Mitaka, a western city of Tokyo, Japan.

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

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[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

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[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[assyrianjalebi]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2005) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

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Marilyn Monroe in “The Seven Year Itch” (1955)

[ghibli-collector]

The Real Life Kusakabe House From Studio Ghibli’s My Neighbour Totoro

A full-scale replica of Satsuki and Mei’s house from My Neighbor Totoro was created for the World’s Fair held near Nagoya, in Aichi Commemorative Park, Japan. Hayao Miyazaki’s son Goro designed and oversaw the house’s construction. Tickets for guided tours are available. 

[fallingthruspace]

Things You Do That Make Your Cashier Hate You

(Taken from personal experience at my job, where I work as a cashier)

1. Leaving your little hand basket of groceries on the belt for them to empty instead of emptying it yourself. If you can empty your cart, you can empty the basket.

2. Paying with a check at the express register. You’re seriously going to go into the lane that’s supposed to be the fastest and then use the form of payment that takes the longest? Wtf is wrong with you?

3. Asking for your groceries to be bagged in paper bags inside plastic bags. Don’t give me that ‘it’s sturdier/easier to carry’ bullshit. If you’re worried about our plastic bags breaking then just ask us to double the bags. Or bring reusable ones! Bagging groceries in paper inside plastic is so counter productive, takes forever, and is a general pain in the ass.

4. Being super vague about what cigarettes you want. If you want Marlboro Menthol 100’s, THEN TELL ME THATS WHAT YOU WANT! Dont just ask for Marlboro 100’s and wait until the cashier comes back with them to say ‘no I want the green ones’. If you want menthol SAY SO THE FIRST TIME.

5. Demanding help when we are literally unable to help you. Yes, I know you’re self checkout register is having an issue. But don’t demand I go on the intercom and page someone just because it’s been a whole 30 seconds and you haven’t been helped yet. Just be patient, someone will notice your registers flashing light and come help as soon as they can.

6. Coming up to us and asking for something or the location of an item while we are in the middle of helping someone else. It’s rude as fuck.

7. Trying to get around sale/coupon stipulations because they aren’t specifically stated the way you think they should be. You’re being stupid.

8. Reaching around the register to scan your own store card. It is literally the cashiers job to do that. Hand it to them or hold it up for them to scan with the handheld scanner.

9. CASHIER: *is not actively serving someone for 10 seconds* ASSHOLE CUSTOMER: Hey you look bored! I guess I’ll come give you something to do!“

10. Even THINKING the word ‘free’ when an item doesn’t scan correctly or doesnt have a price/barcode.

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[elegant-apocalypse]

Letting your kids wander around behind the register, and getting angry when I have to corral them out of the way. They’re not supposed to be back here for a goddamn reason.

Asking me if I can open up another register. No, sir, there’s literally two people in front of you with small purchases and I’m the only person on at the moment. Fuck off.

[ancientson]

Inserting your card and immediately going back to giving all your attention to your phone/partner, without doing the other things the machine is prompting you to do to finish the payment

Inserting your card as soon as the first item has been scanned, especially when you continue to do so after I tell you the machine will prompt you when it’s ready. Bonus points if, when it tells you to remove the card and try again when it’s ready, you get confused or indignant as if I didn’t just tell you not to do that.

Continuing to try to use the machine as if it’s a touch screen even after it doesn’t work, then picking up a pen and trying again, then telling me it doesn’t work because it hasn’t even occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, this machine is not, in fact, a touch screen, and the buttons below it serve a purpose.

TRYING TO SIGN ON THE SCREEN WITH A REGULAR BALLPOINT PEN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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[glenmoresparks]

Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.