Hot Mess Express

An Adult (tm).  Profile pic by @it-was-only-a-ship. 

[catchymemes]

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[geeenohh]

^

[bagelbarton]

I am 25 and have 34£ in my account 😧😔

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bsybiyrwurrn

[judgejudyofficial]

Nudgejudyiffuiaj

[insane-lj]

insane-lj

:v

[fenteii]

Anniethedlowerhirl

[bittersworth]

Ask-the-hybrid-ctew

I know my keyboard well

[asksmollbaldi-deactivated201812]

Asjfnikkgflgo

[askcorruptedbaldi]

//Mun:

askcorruptedbaldi

…I swear my eyes were closed, I just know the keyboard well-

[ask-school-staff]

(ask-sxnll.]shadd)

(Well I got the first word right)

[sleepy-milkbread]

fastrainbowdas

I DIDN’T CHEAT I SWEAR-

[mel-the-french-artist-deactivat]

Mel-√°|h_43’-h1358#5 xD I’m typing on phone so it switched to another typing place lmfao

[cupofsilverstars-deactivated201]

cupifsulfurstaes

Good enough. Its me when drunk.

[swiftysway-deactivated20181020]

swiftysway

OH MY GOD- i swear i had my eyes closed.

[call-me-cosi-deactivated2019013]

call-me-csois

cLOSE ENOUGH

[xnaochi]

laurwnsuscerteethabhwddersj

[lunmiar]

un2-wu0re

[beetlejuwuce-archive]

mxsiicaqlpip

[the-balancer]

isasmachine

[problematicvirgo]

PROBLEMATICBIRGO

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[forbiddenseason]

Needless to say I’m having a fun time

[o-chitose]

In Carthage, 1910. Exorcist Hux with Demon Kylo Ren.

[problematicvirgo]

THIS IS THE SHIT I SIGNED UP FOR

[mon-suta1]

[convallarias-art]

Emperor Hux and his knight Ren, one of my fav Kylux AUs

I’m finally able to publish all works from Russian WTF 2018 (team Hux&Ren), there’re ten works or so, these are from December

[softboynick]

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[unicornbrie]

“Togo hon dad, Legolas! Dago hon!“

[goon]

[marvelstudiosmovies]

New clip from ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

[weakling-grace]

Oh my gosh what the fhck

[cykelops]

IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS