EVERYTHING SUCKS FOREVER

chris/gumi (they/he) certified michael poster

[jaybybyby]

Now the second thing that I need to mention is that.. I'm doing this, kind of— BHFVH

Hi There.

[localcoffeeshop]

my headcanon guilty party

[ophelisae]

I was finally making some progress on owed art while listening to the deltarune ost and I ended up drawing mettatenna instead 🙃

[crabussy]

your speech pattern is so interesting to me. you have a way with words. where did you develop such way with words (<--- said in a kind, jolly way!!!!!!!! i think its very cool)

my dad imbued his swag into me. it was a father-son weirdness transfer. I think it’s genetic

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

[scooterplastic]

btw

[caladbolg]

bibi 3

[musdswo]

[super-metroid]

for those who couldnt access the link for some reason, here's the video. once again courtesy of DeletedMBTweets

[connor6lesbian]

[sirensongsea]

hot_liquid.mp4

[cloudbebby]

transfem emmanellain...transfemmanellain #happypride

[cloudbebby]

more transfem emmanellain bc i cant stop thinking abt her

[leapfog1]

Festival

[rizsnt]

break out of your role 🌻🌟