[dumdumjuice]

my favorite part of reading sbr was when gyro would tell a joke that i did not get and johnny (with a completely straight face) would tell him how good it was and i would sit there feeling very real rage

[omegaversereloaded]

[procedurallygenerated]

hi. can i ask a question? are you asking me if u can ask a question? you already asked one. bye 💜

tick tick tick tick tick tick boom

[kiiwii-is-not-okay]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

[hollanderthoughts]

can yearning make you sick

[hollanderthoughts]

can desire kill you

[spookyweaselbones]

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[bandcomments]

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[animentality]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[dandelionmoss]

getting overwhelmed and starting to talk like the bing chatbot

[stood-onthecliffside]

[fairycosmos]

the way money unlocks literal life experiences and longevity

[procedurallygenerated]

the worst part about seeing a friend of a friend's REALLY good posts is the anguish in not being able to interact with them for fear of being pelted with rocks or strung up on the city wall or something

[procedurallygenerated]

will resort to influencing the universe to care and notice instead..