A messy bitch.

I reblog silently. Fanfic sideblog: ScribblingArtemis

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 24

[throathole]

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[konoko]

[64mpg]

does anyone mind if i procrastinate and make my own life really really hard

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[dinneratdahmers]

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

[changing-my-username]

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[gin-juice-tonic]

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time

[demilypyro]

*shuffling my playlist repeatedly* no obviously i dont wanna listen to that one right now. you moron. you fuckhead. come on. you can do better

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm