xoxo

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[dinuguan]

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stability]

if I had to see this so do all of you

[supahighposts]

[mynewurl]

same

[daytimeblogger]

I love how it seems like they quoted the owl

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[ruinedchildhood]

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

[hiphopocliedes]

look at my ridiculous cat

[hiphopocliedes]

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

[drkarayua]

his namE IS BOOF???

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[fuckthekxng]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

one great thing about me is you never have to worry about me not caring because I will always care you don’t even have to wonder if I’ve stopped caring cause there’s an 100% chance I haven’t and I won’t ever stop I will always always care

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[bofadibeppo]

michaels is truly a family store

[iterativeimprovement]

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

[ahsadler]

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

[sashayed]

u know when cat is curled up so small and then u touch them and they go “mr” and curl up EVEN SMALLER? that’s Good

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

A classic.

DYING

[n0chillvibes]

clickbait’s inspiration

[ionlyfollowbadblogs]

when you send a snapchat to the wrong person