NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
noise dept.
Mike Driver
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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almost home
Product Placement
todays bird
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@productheartbeat
Shared Resources "When you're a shared resource, everyone gets 100% of your time" . . #prodmgmt #uxdesigner #scrummaster #agilecoach #webcomic #productmanagement #devhumor #softwaredevelopment #productowner https://www.instagram.com/p/B9jPBKFgEA7/?igshid=1dhetm7v1scas
Status Updates "When you spend more time updating #jira than doing actual work, it's time to create a ticket titled 'find a new job'." . . #prodmgmt #scrummaster #agile #agilecoach #productmanager #productmanagement #webcomic #devhumor #softwaredevelopment https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ZULdlgC6H/?igshid=131juaa6hviua
A night out with co-workers "I've never understood the people who hate their job but will go as far as to organize after work parties." . . #prodmgmt #devhumor #techhumor #scrummaster #softwareengineer #agile #webcomic #9to5life #productmanagement #productowner #productmanager https://www.instagram.com/p/B89AOQhgPh_/?igshid=1bcpakdp2rxsr
On the First Try. "If things go according to plan, then something must be wrong." . . #prodmgmt #softwaredevelopment #devhumor #productmanagement #productmanager #scrummaster #agilecoach #agiledevelopment #webcomic https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ytTPPlXKO/?igshid=4uddlclyyqgu
Cool Men Don't Look Back "Some say a massive explosion made your customers go extinct. Others call it a routine code release." . . #prodmgmt #programmingisfun #productmanagement #scrummaster #agilecoach #codingisfun #productowner #webcomic #productmanager #softwaredevelopment #techhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/B8bitWzAKyn/?igshid=1eckt1f9xh9e8
Executiveland "Play it now and have a summary report on my desk by EOD today" . . #prodmgmt #candyland #boardgames #scrummaster #9to5life #workhumor #officehumor #agiledevelopment #webcomic #productmanager #productmanagement #productowner https://www.instagram.com/p/B8MEiAUAuzr/?igshid=12xac2qqqwp0d
My Favorite Engineer "We all have to kiss the ass of our favorite engineer. It is what it is." . . #prodmgmt #softwaredeveloper #programminghumor #productmanager #scrummaster #agile #webcomic https://www.instagram.com/p/B8G6_cgAHdE/?igshid=zg75n507s6a2
Unfinished Business "If you get let go, you can take solace in the fact that the food you left in the fridge will be moldy and stinky for whoever has to clean it out. #sweetrevenge " . . #prodmgmt #9to5life #officehumor #scrummaster #softwaredevelopment #agiledevelopment #webcomic #productmanager #yourefired https://www.instagram.com/p/B704ZeigubK/?igshid=1n7ozmloqhokn
Schedule meeting rooms for stand-ups (like a boss) "The conference room standup is like a work party. Neither should exist, but they somehow do." . . #prodmgmt #likeaboss😎 #conferenceroom #careeradvice #productmanager #scrummaster #agiledevelopment #webcomic #softwaredevelopment https://www.instagram.com/p/B7ql-sfgx5o/?igshid=16xmt3yfelyma
Failures At Failing "There's nothing more enlightening than a Sprint retrospective to learn from our major failures ... Every single Sprint." #prodmgmt #scrummaster #agile #productmanager #agilecoach #webcomic #learnfromfailure #webcomic #techhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/B7lb2bEg3lK/?igshid=uf0b47efukks
Live Customer Feedback "Do we really want honest feedback from our customers? Or should we continue the tradition of thinking all customers are dumb?" . . #prodmgmt #customerfeedback #productmanager #webcomic #workplacehumor #scrummaster #agile #9to5life #agilecoach #agiledevelopment #productowner #liveaudience https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bKmOXAfec/?igshid=y6xxy49xxy48
Request Read Receipts (like a boss) "Of course I read your email. That's what 'mark all as read' is for." - @productheartbeat . . #prodmgmt #productmanager #emailettiquette #scrumteam #scrummaster #productmanagement #teammeme #workplacehumor #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #webcomic #productowner #agilecoach #agile https://www.instagram.com/p/B6-0zQOATrq/?igshid=zyrlsz0v707e
Accept all meetings as tentative (like a boss) "Whenever I say 'check my calendar, it's up to date', I'm lying. It's not up to date. It is wildly out of date." . . #prodmgmt #likeaboss #likeaboss😎 #productmanager #productowner #meetings #productmanagement #agile #scrummaster #careeradvice #tentative #softwarecompany #webcomic #techhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/B5kshtUgWch/?igshid=rmek45x88mt1
Tell people their idea is a nice-to-have (like a boss) "A feature in the nice-to-have zone of your product is the same as being in the friend zone of your crush." - @productheartbeat . . #prodmgmt #features #backlog #scrummaster #agile #productideas #productmanager #productmanagement #productowner #techhumor #condescending #officehumor #techstartup #webcomic #agilecoach https://www.instagram.com/p/B4kVoeXgwdp/?igshid=gspxuqjyt30p
"I don't understand why the dev team can't get motivated to do whatever things I need whenever I need things done."
Happy Halloween https://www.instagram.com/p/B4SMAOUAiuO/?igshid=oiwgx0pfq2rj
Deployment Thriller (A Scary Agile Halloween) "There's nothing like the rush of a deployment that hasn't been QA'd properly." . . #prodmgmt #thriller #deployment #productmanagement #agile #scrummaster #productrelease #productowner #webcomic #productmanager #techhumor #techcompany #agilecoach https://www.instagram.com/p/B4QQ4KnFyHe/?igshid=3olrt38gwuko