I'm No Lady

24yo Fangirl Trash for Brienne of Tarth, River Song, Tina Goldstein and any other strong female badass

[guerrillatech]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thatgonebitch-deactivated202003]

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[seaslugextravaganza]

*green light by lorde plays in the background*

[birdblinder]

me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened…

Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.

[geekinglikeaboss]

This is wonderfully helpful.

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

There’s also Sam: “It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”

[dovewithscales]

What are we holding onto Sam?

[gh0sthoodie]

There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for

[thelovewittch]

How could you ever be broken?

[snorlaxatives]

vanessa hudgens saying some dumbass shit while everyone is quarantined and on lockdown 😩😫 girl you’re ripe for the canceling everyone is home with nothing to do! one slip up and it’s over smh

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t get over her delivery of the sentences “like, it’s a virus, i get it, like, i respect it” and “like, yeah, people are gonna dieeeee” these have been playing on repeat in my mind for the past 24 hours

[awesome-picz]

People Spotted Total Jerks During The Coronavirus Crisis

[strawbebbynya]

Remember to call your Attorney General if you catch these fuckers price gouging

[parlezvousladybug]

Anybody buying up crucial items like that only to turn around and price gouge deserves every bad thing coming to them.

[reversecentaur]

the inevitable conclusion

[chaoflaka]

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

2016? PSSHHHHH

[cabybapa]

God remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year….

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dolfinsatdawn]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

I burst out laughing

[mysharona1987]

[stvlti]

Real life reverse Uno card

[left-reminders]

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[serpents-fr]

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[honestlytrulymaybe]

The full clip is incredible

[shithowdy]

the one pleasurable thing about all of this is i can just be outright rude to people and face 0 repercussions for it. i had this exact conversation about 20 times today:

“where is your [high demand product]?”

“we’re out of stock.”

“seriously?”

“we’ve been out of stock for days.”

“when will you get more in?”

“the distributors are out of stock so it depends on them. we’re ordering as much as we can.”

[incredulous staring as if they expect me to do something about this]

“… i don’t know what to tell you, everyone had the same idea as you but, like, three days ago.”

[shithowdy]

customer asked if we had hand sanitizer and i said “what do you think?” and there were no consequences whatsoever

[profeminist]

https://twitter.com/aiukliAfrika/status/1224201758320287744

“Beaumont to Detroit: 1943 “ - Langston Hughes 

“Looky here, America What you done done Let things drift Until the riots come.

Now your policemen Let your mobs run free. I reckon you don’t care Nothing about me.

You tell me that hitler Is a mighty bad man. I guess he took lessons From the ku klux klan.

You tell me mussolini’s Got an evil heart Well, it mus-a-been in Beaumont That he had his start

Cause everything that hitler And Mussolini do, Negroes get the same Treatment from you.

You jim crowed me Before hitler rose to power And you’re STILL jim crowing me Right now, this very hour.

Yet you say we’re fighting For democracy Then why don’t democracy Include me?

I ask you this question Cause I want to know How long I got to fight BOTH HITLER – AND JIM CROW”

From The Collected Poems of Langston Hughes (p.281)

[onemillionfurbies]

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

[galahadwilder]

Well she def got the spirit of furbies down pat

[191195-deactivated20240210]

losing my mind over this