brb constructing intricate rituals

yes i am on spnblr in 2022 mind your business | 23 | she/her

[oabf45]

Oh Emma, I understand you girl

[spacephobos]

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[punksalmon]

shane: here's how we safely come out in several years

ilya:

[audible-smiles]

trying to keep my commentary on the hockey yaoi to a minimum but I am crying laughing at the episode 6 Hollanov relationship status conversation where they establish that they've accidentally become monogamous because they've fallen too intensely in love with each other, and that they want to rearrange their professional lives so they can live closer and have more excuses to see each other, and then perhaps stay together forever and maybe come out publicly after they retire, but NOT, I repeat NOT, that they are boyfriends

[shane-ilya]

In middle school, me and my best friend...

[ticklefighthockey]

shane putting on his dorky little glasses and reading his military biographies or whatever in bed while ilya is busy like, doing body shots and snorting lines of cocaine off hot women in the club. jacob tierney was like it's soooooo important for you to understand that this is a slut 4 dweeb pairing. it's so vital

[cykelops]

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

[cykelops]

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

[mitokory]

Update:obsessed with accidents fics CAUSE UMMM???? YESS IM STILL READING THE FICS MY SCREEN TIME IS NOW 17 FUCKING HOURS CAUSE IVE BEEN READING HOLLANOV FICS AND FUCK OFF MY JANUARY STARTED WITH THIS AND ITLL END WITH THIS

did I say how much I love hollanov

[livingasaghost]

genuinely i do think it's crazy how this show hit every single mark for no reason other than pure love of the game. like this wasn't a money grab and it didn't think it would be a big success, jacob just read a book he enjoyed and thought huh i think that would be a cool thing to make into a tv show. and then he brought on hudson and connor and they're fresh and passionate and not bogged down by the industry yet and they instantly became best friends and wanted to just have fun bringing these characters to life. and they didn't have a huge budget but they did the most with what they had and everybody took the show seriously and everybody took the book seriously. the cinematographer worked his magic. the music supervisor managed to snag a well-known queer hit and an up and coming new release and old school gems that have been around since the 2000s. it's canadian to the core, built from the ground up. it takes russians and the russian language seriously. it uses sex in such a specific, meaningful way that almost no other show has done thus far, and especially not in a queer context like this. they interlaced every episode with callbacks and parallelism and self-references. they didn't take themselves too seriously. they took everything so seriously. there is love and care baked into the core of this show and it's deeply queer and it doesn't shy away from the horrors of toxic masculinity and hockey culture but it is also, always, a story of joy and love and happiness. and on top of everything, it's almost word for word, the original source material from the book.

like damn it's no wonder this thing has made us all insufferable and become a huge fucking success! so few productions in hollywood are doing it like this!!!

[eightfifteen]

Not enough noise about Lucas’ pleading to keep Kate Bush playing despite the demos coming in. Not enough noise about his little anguished face in that moment. Not enough noise about them all deciding okay. for Max.

[audible301]

I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”

[cahootings]

Going out and talking to people who still haven't watched heated rivalry really is like. Well I was raptured and you got left behind idk what to say to you. I reached enlightenment last week and you're still living like this willingly? I'm sorry I have to go

[hollanovhumping]

heated rivalry ☆ 1.06 the cottage when did this happen? wait. the all-star game. you two had so much chemistry. no, it was before then. wow! wow, wow. so, when?

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[hillerska-official]

Very hard to scroll tumblr on the bus in the current fandom climate (the hockey players are sucking each others dicks every other post)

[stele3]

Nature is healing.