Nettles✞

~Mito |xviii| Hope~

[hoopskirt]

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

[mitokory]

in times like these i absolutely fucking hate the fact that ao3's history page does not have the tagging system like in the bookmarks one

is there a reason for this😭?

YOU KNOW WHAT IDC IF THERE IS ONE IDC I WILL CRASH THE FUCK OUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

but still @ao3org

[mitokory]

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY,again

OKAY SO I KNOW I JUST DID THIS LIKE YESTERDAY OR WHATEV BUT PLEASE STAY WITH ME

so there was this fic i read like i think earlier this year and it was married hollanov, with vampire ilya, human shane, dacryphilia, and smut like only smut, biting, blood sucking i think as well

now back then when i out all these tags I only got fic and it was so so fucking amazing like god, now....I CANT FUCKING FIND ITTTTTT. I DONT KNOW WHY THE FUCK DO I FORGET TO DOWNLOAD FICS ALL THE FUCKING TIME BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS SOMEONE TELL ME IF YOU KNOW THIS FIC OR LIKE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT CAUSE I CANT FIND IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME ILL DIE PLEAE IT WAS SO SO FUCKING GOOD

THE SEX WAS SO GOOD DUDE SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

[weskie]

I have very unfortunate news to share regarding @shesmycollaarr / @unlikecharlie. I just got off the phone with the Bucharest police and they confirmed that she was found dead on July 6th.

Charlie has been absolutely, indescribably wonderful to have known. She has been, and always will be, one of the sweetest people to have walked this earth and her memory will be a blessing to everyone who has had the privilege of knowing her.

I hope the afterlife is kind to her, and I hope she is reunited with her dearest friend in a paradise no less beautiful than her own heart and soul.

Rest easy, dear friend.

[vqtkufi]

Idle state

@tankhall

[mitokory]

OKAY SO THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY A FUCKING EMERGENCY

THERE WAS THIS AUTHOR ON AO3 AND I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER THEIR FUCKING NAME AND I HAD A FEW OF THEIR FICS BOOKMARKED AND I HAVE READ EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OF FICS I MEAN EVERY

THEY HAD ENTIRE COLLECTION OF COLLEGE HOLLANOV AND NOW ITS ALL GONE? THE FIC HAS BEEN DELETED? I AM NOT HAVING FGOOD FUCKING DAY??

ONE THEIR I CAN REMEMBER WAS LIKE ILYA AND SHANE LIKE BROKE up and shane has booked them a couple's vacation or soemthing and it was non cancelable so after the break shane decided to go the vacay since evrything was under his name so ilya prolly woulndt get any reminder but then he boards the flught and bam ilya on his assigned, this fic was on going and only one chapter was realsed 2 more were to come

the second i can remember was like a kissing booth fic with medical college au, basically shane gets selected to be the person behind the kissing booth and the money from the tickets would go into some charity i think and ilya gets jealous and buys all the ticket in the end and then they make out in an empty calss

then one with like no hockey and non famous au where shane was pregrant with ilya and his second child and ilya was bussinesman or mafia whatev and like he owns alot of restuarant and one afternoon shane goes there with their daughter because he was very hungry and she forgets his phone and wallent in the cab and then like he has no way to pay and then the restarant people they like insult and humiliate him and tell him to prove that ilya is his husband when he tells him and for the life of his he cant remember ilya's number and then ilya somehow finds them and happy ending yay, i know i am really fucking sucky at these descriptions BUT DUDE YOU NEED TO UNDESTAND I AM PANICKING AND FUCKING SCARED

LIKE THIS AUTHOR'S FIC ARE OR WERE(KILL ME GOD) SO FUCKING DELICIOUS

so someone please tell me what happened please please😭🙏

Edit: apparently the author was using ai😔 and then said nothing about the allegation ig? That's real sis, but well I am sad but also fucking hate ai so if another bites the dust😔

[w1tchyval]

"I'll never €4t again." *eats the whole fridge*

[teetheater333]

they need to start playin housofpsychoticwomn at. The dentist

[memyselfandi13531]

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[mitokory]

what.the.actual.fuck.

you shot me mercilesly, this is so fucking fucking beautiful, god i am sobbing

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[vhen-harel]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[professionallyunstable-deactiva]

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

[mitokory]

Now as the final act of my love, I'll dedicate champagne problems and evermore to you, because "You had a speech, you're speechless Love slipped beyond your reaches" and "Your Midas touch on the Chevy door november flush and your flannel cure" and "I never was ready, so I watch you go sometimes you just don't know the answer 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you" and "Hey December, guess I'm feeling unmoored, can't remember what I used to fight for" and "I rewind the tape but all it does is pause on the very moment all was lost" and "And I was catching my breath barefoot in the wildest winter catching my death" and "Can't not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost" and "I'm on waves, out being tossed is there a line that I could just go cross?"

BECAUSE NOW IM ALL ABOUT YOU AND HOW I DONT AND NEVER DESERVED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD GUY AND I'M A WOMAN FUCKED IN HER HEAD AND ONLY THE IDEA OF BEING LOVED RIGHT FUCKS ME.

[mitokory]

So umm....he started dating his ex situationship just after like a week....so maybe definetly he was the problem cause umm yea....he was very exhausting with all his emotional baggage...so yea i wasnt the problem....no.....he was just a guy......and really dumb and really fucking shit.....i apologize to myself

[mitokory]

Now as the final act of my love, I'll dedicate champagne problems and evermore to you, because "You had a speech, you're speechless Love slipped beyond your reaches" and "Your Midas touch on the Chevy door november flush and your flannel cure" and "I never was ready, so I watch you go sometimes you just don't know the answer 'Til someone's on their knees and asks you" and "Hey December, guess I'm feeling unmoored, can't remember what I used to fight for" and "I rewind the tape but all it does is pause on the very moment all was lost" and "And I was catching my breath barefoot in the wildest winter catching my death" and "Can't not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost" and "I'm on waves, out being tossed is there a line that I could just go cross?"

BECAUSE NOW IM ALL ABOUT YOU AND HOW I DONT AND NEVER DESERVED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD GUY AND I'M A WOMAN FUCKED IN HER HEAD AND ONLY THE IDEA OF BEING LOVED RIGHT FUCKS ME.

[totearup]

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.