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To the anon who sent me that message please reach out to me I wanna know who sent it so I can talk w them

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Driver who’s on Xanax apparently: I’m looking forward to getting up to the beach house. I heard there’s a lot of hot guys up there this time of year.

Aggressively flirty long haired twink in the back seat: shopping around?

Twunk passenger who can’t stand long haired twink and wishes he hadn’t come with them: no he ain’t shopping around you vile little bitch (flips the twink off while flexing - the ultimate power move)

Long haired twink: if you were MY boyfriend I’d certainly be shopping around

Twunk passenger: in your dreams you sorry sack of-

Back seat queen in the horizontal stripes 👀 who clearly has to listen to them fight like this constantly and is beyond over it™️: Knock it off! (face_journey.gif)

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

lesbian-toddhoward

#id like a taste

trashboat

You've been getting a lot of dumb/weird/random/slightly inappropriate asks lately, so I'm just gonna ask you this so I can get it out of my head. Do you think Goofy is autistic?

how could i possibly be the right person to answer this question

maykitz

all the tom nook benevolent housing provider vs exploitative loan shark discourse fails to acknowledge one crucial fact, which is that he is a small and fat little creature

#J’s island is called tom crook

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moorcock-deactivated20210717

#im kn shrooms and im fucking #and high

apeshitting

Me in Spanish class.

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast

daydreamodyssey

uesp

“My time has come. I am old. Too old to become chief. It would be wrong for me to take wives at this age. So I will die. Malacath has given me a vision of a glorious death. I am to wait here until it finds me. As you can see, it has not yet arrived.”

–An Old Orc