The Prettiest Girl At The Disco

Don't worry my darlings- Pyg will make you perfect~ SEMI SELECTIVE RP/Ask Blog for Lazlo "Professor Pyg" Valentin | Comicverse | Willing to RP with most fandoms | FC- Josh Brolin NSFW- Characteris violent, sadistic, and a junkie.

[caloohcallay]

‘yOu MADE mE dRiNk ThE tEa! YoU MADE mE wEaR tHe HaT!!!’

indie | private | selective | 18+ Jervis “MAD HATTER” Tetch influences from comics & BtAs as haberdashed by Rictus

— template by @pinkdrinkcommissions​

[houseofwindows]

          When a window closes, so does a door. So do all the other doors and windows. 

                                               The house is ALIVE.

    Private & Selective Multimuse featuring canon and OC muses from DC Comics, Marvel,                                           Magic The Gathering, and various types of horror.

                                                               Etched by Ash

[msli-ding]

                            Ms Li of Batman: Under The Red Hood                                                   Canon Divergent & HC Based                                                 Indie | Private | Highly Selective                                                              Penned by Ash

[professorpygmalion-a]

//So wow, hi, I see people are still popping in and following me over here? ... and while I vastly appreciate that, unfortunately it has been a loooooong time since this muse has been active for me.

That aside, however, I am still active here on Tumblr if you’re interested in seeking me out/writing with me. I cans till be found at...

@reignofaffliction as well as at @heatingthingsup

I’m hoping some day I’ll be able to come back to this blog again-- but as of now that’s seemingly very unlikely to be any time soon. But thank you so much for your interest in me and my interpretation of Pyg. <3

[robinhess-deactivated20160125]

[professorpygmalion-a]

[professorpygmalion-a]

thephantommaster

“...”

A moment of silence.

“... I’m sorry, who the hell are you?”

[professorpygmalion-a]

doctorkiebeth

“I don’t believe my admittance into the asylum is quite necessary, Doctor. I think I would like to ask for a second opinion.”

Rage brewing. Biting it all back.

“I haven’t done anything.”

[professorpygmalion-a]

[ofcoffinwoodarchived-blog]

“I take it you mean those freaky doll things? Ya know, you could give a guy a nice heart attack hidin’ ‘em away in the dark like ya did. Real fuckin’ eerie- and that’s comin’ from me.” 

A machete is held up, still shining and red- the doll’s viscera still very much present on it’s jagged teeth.

“Did a real number on one’ve my guys… Roman Sionis- but you’ve probably heard’ve me by Black Mask, most people have.”

[professorpygmalion-a]

He scanned the situation, eying the gore made of his little darlings- yes, he’d heard of Sionis but now he was far more apt to mess with him. He killed his dollotrons. That WASN’T acceptable.

“THE Black Mask?”

Hesitation.

He’s not to be messed with, boy.

“Nope. Not ringing any bells, sweetheart.”

Don’t play with something you can’t handle.

[professorpygmalion-a]

sionisisms started following you

“Tell me, how many of my little ladies did you have to slaughter to get in here?”

A cluck of the tongue.

“My darling girls aren’t expendable like your goons- it takes time to make a perfect little princess out of the urchins in this city. I need them- each and every one... I suppose what I’m trying to say is--”

Teeth bared.

“WhotheFUCKdoyouthinkYOUARE?”

[foolish-pleasure]

“Lazlo it matters to me because I can’t have you scaring away potential buyers. Plus you might be tempted to snatch em’ up for your own dirty deeds.”

“Don’t need your muck splattered on my already tarnished conscious. So please do find another alleyway to claim as a pigsty.”

[professorpygmalion-a]

“Don’tcallmethat.”

Eyes narrow.

“Lazlo is dead. DeAd. Don’t EVER fucking call me that.”

[foolish-pleasure]

“Little Pyg, little Pyg…thought you went wee wee wee all the way back to Arkham. The idiots just can’t keep the pen locked can they?”

[professorpygmalion-a]

“Notbythehairsonmychinnychinchin...”

--A moment.

“Besides... what does it matter to you, Julian-dear? Come to take me back to Arkham for a pretty penny or here to be graced by all my glory? My time is precious darling... whattheFUCKdoyouwant?”

Stupid boy. What does it matter what he wants?

[professorpygmalion-a]

[professorpygmalion-a]

[professorpygmalion-a]

I think I can officially say that this blog is currently on hiatus- I’ve had a lot going on in my life and it’s just been hard for me to get the motivation to be over here on Lazlo. I’m sure I’ll come back at some point- probably after I’m done moving and I get into a groove with work.

If you want to write with me- you’ll be able to find me over on thepestilencethatwastes .

I’m also on Skype p much all the time- so you can find me on there as well. If you’d like, I’m very much open to RPing on Skype- just shoot me an ask if you don’t have it. <3

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