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Ok so like, i have a fic i was writeing but dont really like how it's going. I'll re-write the thing so it makes better sence. You can find it under the hashtag listed below. I'll make a master post to include in this pinned post. Please take care everyone!
#great godly seven
SANS UNDERTALE
TUMBLR IM ON MY PROCRASTINATION GRIND AND I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
We all know the main aesthetics: vampire, cowboy, knight and fae
But what if I presented you with
The Venn diagram.
PLEASE HELP ME FILL IT OUT!!
ALSO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE PIRARE GOES BECAUSE LIKE I KNOW ITS DEFINITELY FAE AND COWBOY BUT IS IT ALSO VAMPIRE BECAUSE THEY WEAR A LOT OF GLITTERY JEWELLERY AND CAN SOMETIMES BE SUPER FANCY
Pirate and vampire is the same, just in different environments
Random Ace headcanon:
He steals EVERYONE'S clothing.
Oh, you left your jacket with him? No, you didn't. That's his jacket now. He saw a shirt he liked in your closet? Bye shirt, that's Ace's now.
Doesn't matter who you are either. Deuce's shirts, Cater's jacket, a sweater from Jack, all in his closet now
Stealing it right back too. So long as you are friends with them, all their clothes are our clothes. You regulary wear something like Ace's pants one of Sebek's shirts the jacket you have today belonged to Deuce at first and now it's your favriote but you have to fight Ace over it, some random shoes you found that dosent fit Rook anymore, and is in like a pair of pants you got for what you thought was yourself one of Trey's shirts and a sweater over the shirt from Jack.
No one says anything anymore and goes to great lengths to hide their good clothes, and leave decoys to be snatched.
Adding to this, Sebek throwing a fit as you leave Malleus's room one night with ace, a pile of clothes from the dragon far in hand and haveing to race each other our of Diasomnia because only the slowest will be grabbed by Sebek. Lilia laughs and gives you both some of his clothes that might not fit, and just walks you both to the portal room as Mallus laughs over how funny the children of man can be.
Justtwstythings
My yuu to cater: every other song at one point was secretly a sex song. Last i was home it was either gay songs, or songs about games.
tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image
okay I know weāre only 4,000 notes in but look at the likes-reblogs ratioā¦ itās almost the same. Staff you done fucked up
12k now, there's a difference in the ratio now but still a close one. Wowsers Staff.
Good lord, staff
Mother of pearl you guys
bam
Oh my god tumblr staff what have you done
Doesn't seem to be slowing down either.
There is a MASSIVE uptick of posts being flagged as mature recently. It seems to be semi-random, but 100% with a bias towards picture posts made by transfems.
I'm guessing that accounts that have accumulated a certain amount of reports over time are under some kind of increased algorithmic scrutiny.
Nobody can tell me he didn't fail his first transformation attempts...
This triggered cuteness agression so now i hit and bite Lilia rather then Malleus
this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what iām doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isnāt a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for āgreek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocyā
You're failing.
You donāt think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HEāS NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said āOh you think you know? Check this shitā and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
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Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
Eris dangling this concept in front of OP like "make the post, it'll be so funny. You know the name of some greek gods, you can do it."
op I'll give you a golden apple if you name the hottest goddess
op Iāll give you a
golden apple if you name
the hottest goddess
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Lady Aphradite is the hottest goddes
(Saying otherwise will be bad..)
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
In our defence, there are loads of mini rollo's, you can smore them,stew them,turn them into a sandwich, or skewer them OR
We.can.turn.them.into.smoothies
Uh... Guys ???? I'll leave all this this for yuu to decide alright-
Sentenced to 48 hours of listening to Crowley's woes and yapping
Is it bad if i groom them mama cat style...?
you spoke about glomas ruggie and that took my mind to glomas jamil in my head, lmao. mmm, i see him as another vampire hunter, but not as an active member of the church... besides naga, pls that noš do you see jamil as any other creature to fight?
Alright so ! I finally organized the characters + roles etc...
You already know the main guys of the au so they're not in this mess of scribbles :') I don't have precise dynamics fixed but I want to keep the Vampirook/Rollo the main focus (it's my main brainrot of the moment after all) Might idk... put all the names in a hat and randomly pick two out and figure it out Three more vampires because they're the main menace (supposedly) I wanted Riddle to be a vampire because go ham lil man !! Hell yeah !! Sebek as a vampire made sense too he naturally has feral creature energy (usually hangs with either malleus and silver or riddle) And of course Idia, absolutely eating rats because he can't possibly imagine himself approach anyone to feed, nuh-uh. Pathetic and even more creature than he already is... (There's a weird man offering potions to him though, but in exchange of money. So he does snatch some coins here and there sometimes.) Made Malleus a devil because I wanted to keep the horns (a hornless malleus might as well be bald at this point) He does his things by himself and joins the other mieschief makers when it looks fun :)) Jamil is a vouivre (not really a snake or dragon, not really a wyvern either, semi aquatic creature) He used to guard a huge treasure vault belonging to a powerful and rich family but fuck that shit he's out. Now living his life by himself in peace (or he thought). The ruby is the only thing he kept from his past and is very attached to it. (some might try to snatch it though, yknow... could be sold for a lot of money...) Chose to make Silver the incubus because look at those mesmerizing eyes and that aura... He does feed by sleeping with others.... literally. You'll sleep the worst nap of your life while he peacefully snoozes using you as a pillow. And you will wake up even more tired, needing at least a week to recover. (insomniacs are not deemed nutritious) And Azul ahh Azul, he's a thorn in your side and a helpful asset at the same time. Strangely always here when you have troubles to be solved... Need a potion ? The location of a creature perhaps ? Substitutes foods ? Spell parchment ? Maybe you're finally down to sign a pact with him ? :))) The man is too annoying to be fully acknowledged by anyone but infuriatingly too handy to be taken out. Church guys !!! Epel mainly joined the hunting squad to be able to wield weapons and be cool as heck. Morning star is his favorite weapon though. Sells baked goods at the end of the morning masses, it works pretty well ! Deuce is the newest member and is being taught the basics by Ruggie and Epel, he's also helping around the church in general and is doing his best !!! (he spilled the red wine on the white altar cloth) Ruggie has been here for a while now. Being a hunter pays well and he actually helps around a lot and prepares meals for those in need. And yeah yeah stealing is bad but when evil creatures are full of riches it's alright to snatch a bit of it, right ??
I'm sorry but silver is just wife here
I give the little kitty stuffy key chain that's in my soul slot to cuddle??š„ŗ
Been holding this in for months.
My yuu: i saw the dreams.. Epel's scared me more then Rook's if you can belive it.
who are the brat man and maid at Malleus and eleanors Wedding ? Also how Grand is the Wedding ?
Eleanora gets Adeuce for best maid- although Kalim was a close second. (Ace and Deuce are a pair and can never be separated, if one is best maid then so is the other.) Poma and Divus are likely walking El down the aisle as her fathers, while Lilia stands with Malleus as his father-figure.
Silver for Malleus. Baby boy helped him with (spoilers) in Book 7. He is his brother and is absolutely going to be best man. (Sorry Sebek.) Although arguably Silver and Sebek are also a pair, so he could potentially also be a best man. Yeah. If El gets Adeuce then Malleus gets both Silver and Sebek.
And I meanā¦ itās a royal wedding, so I imagine itās pretty grand??? Even though El would have much rathered a far simpler one, alas- her groom IS a prince.
Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
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