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the signs as DnD magical items
aries: a business hat, plucked from a corpse. once per day, you can reduce the number of successful death saving throws needed to survive to one. upon successfully not dying, the wearer is treated as if they've had a long rest
taurus: a plush of your favorite fictional character, from your childhood home, once per day you can sacrifice this plush to summon a monster with a CR equal to your level or higher, or confide in it, to gain a point of inspiration
gemini: a well-sealed jar of enchanted ambrosia, found on the roof of the largest building in the city. upon consuming, the user's spellcasting modifier is doubled, and they gain advantage on evocation magic rolls but after one minute, they are reduced to 1 HP
cancer: a well-worn turtleneck sweater, pulled from an apartment closet. it's imbued with 69 charges of the "disguise self" spell, and provides passive resistance to bleeding damage.
leo: a piece of parchment paper, found in a cave, that, when a character is drawn on the page, and with a successful dexterity check (DC 13), will reveal their deepest desires to the user
virgo: a tube of lipstick, found in the desert wasteland of the north, that, after applying, allows the user to drink the blood of a corpse, restoring 1d6 + (CON) health
libra: a coin with a scratch through one side, looted from the ship of a domineering pirate queen. calling the coin correctly guarantees you'll succeed on your next insight check
scorpio: a pair of spectacles with the left lens broken, resembling a spiderweb. once per day, you can "steal" an NPC's stat check, forcing them to reroll and letting you substitute the stolen roll in for a failed roll later on
sagittarius: a pair of jodhpurs, made from the finest centaur leather. on intelligence rolls and skill checks, you can use your strength modifier instead.
capricorn: a broken horn, left at the beach by a dying bard. once per day, the user can blow into this horn and survive a mortal blow, even if such a blow would kill them instantly.
aquarius: a purple scarf, found in the wreckage of a noble's besieged keep. grants the wearer advantage on saving throws against conjuration/illusion magic and provides resistance to divine/radiant damage.
pisces: a golden circlet, abandoned beneath the sea. the wearer gains advantage on animal handling checks for creatures of size large or greater, resistance to psychic damage, and gains +1d8 to any healing done.
the signs as DnD magical items
aries: a business hat, plucked from a corpse. once per day, you can reduce the number of successful death saving throws needed to survive to one. upon successfully not dying, the wearer is treated as if they've had a long rest
taurus: a plush of your favorite fictional character, from your childhood home, once per day you can sacrifice this plush to summon a monster with a CR equal to your level or higher, or confide in it, to gain a point of inspiration
gemini: a well-sealed jar of enchanted ambrosia, found on the roof of the largest building in the city. upon consuming, the user's spellcasting modifier is doubled, and they gain advantage on evocation magic rolls but after one minute, they are reduced to 1 HP
cancer: a well-worn turtleneck sweater, pulled from an apartment closet. it's imbued with 69 charges of the "disguise self" spell, and provides passive resistance to bleeding damage.
leo: a piece of parchment paper, found in a cave, that, when a character is drawn on the page, and with a successful dexterity check (DC 13), will reveal their deepest desires to the user
virgo: a tube of lipstick, found in the desert wasteland of the north, that, after applying, allows the user to drink the blood of a corpse, restoring 1d6 + (CON) health
libra: a coin with a scratch through one side, looted from the ship of a domineering pirate queen. calling the coin correctly guarantees you'll succeed on your next insight check
scorpio: a pair of spectacles with the left lens broken, resembling a spiderweb. once per day, you can "steal" an NPC's stat check, forcing them to reroll and letting you substitute the stolen roll in for a failed roll later on
sagittarius: a pair of jodhpurs, made from the finest centaur leather. on intelligence rolls and skill checks, you can use your strength modifier instead.
capricorn: a broken horn, left at the beach by a dying bard. once per day, the user can blow into this horn and survive a mortal blow, even if such a blow would kill them instantly.
aquarius: a purple scarf, found in the wreckage of a noble's besieged keep. grants the wearer advantage on saving throws against conjuration/illusion magic and provides resistance to divine/radiant damage.
pisces: a golden circlet, abandoned beneath the sea. the wearer gains advantage on animal handling checks for creatures of size large or greater, resistance to psychic damage, and gains +1d8 to any healing done.
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a warning
we have Ten Days
What the fuck you doing in Bakersfield?
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your package has been delivered
We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.
When you need fast delivery we come through
Dear cereal manufacturers,
Stop anthropomorphizing my fucking breakfast, id like to not think im committing cereal genocide. Thanks
the only word that rhymes with orange is sporange
Orange i wont wear and it rhymes so there
this image has a powerful hex on it. if it were not for the salt circle i keep around my laptop i would be facing seven years of torment right now
I wont, haha go capricorns
Imagine being told to restock the bathroom when it runs out, you know somebody would hear "uh, sir the bathroom is out of toilet pa-..." "what!? Oh no, oh god......"
What the heck even is this cartoon? Is it some sort of off-brand thing that barely skirted around copyright, like Dingo Pictures, or is it an actual legit Beatles thing that had official approval/endorsement from the Beatles?
horrifyingly enough, it was a legitimate beatles production. They all hated it except george
as you can see here, ringo is trying not to burst into tears while he avoids looking at the offensive and crude depiction of himself looming behind him
i think about this comment every day. its always lingering in the back of my head, haunting me. ill never know the answer
Its actually the same reason you get wwII video in color
If we as a country, do not learn from our past, we will repeat the horrors from almost a hundred years before.
And yet, before its people, a man with little stature and maturity will reign on a country who was already starting to crack. He will send men of honor down paths they can’t reclaim. Hes showing us that there’s monsters in the dark, at least we know what they look like now. - me
reblogging because samus is the ultimate badass
When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.
this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece
Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.
ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition
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