Prompt Salad

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"I'm in the theater watching a movie and you started clapping when it ended, but no one clapped along with you. I'm sorry, I tried not to laugh but I ended up in tears, so let me buy you a bag of candy or something" au

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Person A has a crush on person B, so they decide to make B listen to their romantic music to set the mood to tell them. Bonus 1: One sad song comes on and B comforts A. Bonus 2: Suggestive song comes on and A scrambles to change the song and both of them get flustered as A fails horribly to turn it off quickly.

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‘I think you look very attractive but there’s not much dignity I can muster when you’re holding my mouth open with these goddamn contraptions from hell and my mouth’s starting to fill with saliva’ and 'You’re not seriously going to put that in my mouth, are you?’ Dentist AU

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‘We just snuck into the movies together because our friends dared us to get in, watch a movie and get back out without getting caught, hell yeah, this isn’t a date by the way what are you saying, fuck, this movie’s sad, fuck, I’m not crying, fuck, you’re holding me in your arms and it feels right, fUCK’ AU

Wow thats a great one right there

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Person A having/gaining the ability to enter dreams of others. One night, they decide to enter Person B’s dream… right in the middle of a steamy, sexual fantasy scenario that B is having about A.

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Pause and Beef going to the fair or something, Beef wears a shirt that says "I am Beef" and Pause wearing a shirt that says "If lost please return to Beef" cause I know Beef yells a lot at Pause for him to stop running ahead in maps.

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Every time you cook you set off the smoke alarm so you know what I’m just going to teach you how to cook au with any mindcrackers of choice.

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Solarpunk AU. Energy is clean, green, and available for everyone. Plants are everywhere, magic and technology coexist and things are shiny. The world is fantastic and optimistic and Mindcrack are ready to play around in it.

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Aureylian starts having nightmares and hallucinations about her barn after chad rebuilds her barn in the end.

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A pirates of the carribean au where Nebris is Jack Sparrow and Etho is Elizebeth. Doc is Will Turner and Seth is that one rich guy that wants to marry Etho. Both Doc and Seth hire Nebris (neither knows the other hired him) to find their beloved who was captured by pirates. Unfortunatly for them, Nebris falls in love with Etho and convinces him to become a pirate. ^w^

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pyro/deadbones mindcrack/BW fic where the streams cross and the two irishmen get stuck in a house together with no way to leave. they realise how similar yet different they are and by the end of the night they're fucking, only for two of their friends to unlock the door like "HAHA SURPRISE IT WAS US ALL ALONG oh no they are sexing let us leave"

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(NSFW)- AU where Seth is the owner of a sex shop and the names of the missiles are the names of dildos. Or Seth is the guy who makes the dildos

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Aurey and Vechs in a setting similar to the game "The Forest"

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Ok, but have you considered...

The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU

I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU

My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU

Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU

My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU

I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU

The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU

My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU

The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

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Imagine Person A of your OTP being killed/injured violently (e.g. Being impaled) in front of Person B’s eyes, leading to them lurching forward to try and avenge their lover. Whether or not they succeed in avenging or stopping Person A from dying is your choice. (Bonus: The killer is part of your NOtp.) (OT3 Bonus: Person C tries to block Person B with their own body.)

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and you know what? here’s even MORE aus:

i keep callling tech support because you’re helpful and also your voice is really cute au

rival ice cream trucks au

you helped me get my kayak upright so we’re friends forever au

competitive buskers who eventually form a band au

pen pals who vent at each other every week au

newspaper advice columnists who passive-aggressively diss one another in their advice au

working at a theatre together during the midnight premiere of a blockbuster au

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NSFW

Guude/Chad

Since Chad experience with music is somewhat limited, Guude starts to send him songs that he has to hear, but somewhere along the line, the songs turn dirty