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21• bi• hufflepuff• she/her• scorpio• infp james potter supremacist. twt: helvarsfilms

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Remus: Hello, Sirius Black, my boyfriend, who I care about very much.

Sirius: oh no.

Remus: Do you perchance remember earlier this eve, when you were doing homework on my bed?

Sirius: perchance, yeah

Remus: And you said you were hungry, so you pulled out a bag of cheese puffs out of your backpack? :)

Remus: And I looked over from my desk and said "whatcha got there? :)"

Sirius: and I said cheese puffs

Remus: Right! Great! So you remember that!

Remus: I wonder if you remember this next part: I said "just be careful you don't get any crumbs on my bed :)"

Remus: And you said "sure thing :)"

Remus: But lo, here I am, getting ready for bed. Freshly showered, clean pajamas, ready to get all comfy.

Sirius: oh no

Remus: And I go to curl up in my covers

Sirius: oh boy

Remus: And what do I find???

Sirius: im gonna take a wild guess

Remus: Please do.

Sirius: cheese puff crumbs?

Remus: cHEESE P UFF F CRUMB S

[biseckuals]

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[bob-belcher]

[firefly-in-repair]

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prongs is super fuckin lost

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(on the phone)

Remus: Hello?

Sirius: Hey! What's up?

Remus: I need your help, can you come here?

Sirius: Wh- I can't I'm buying clothes.

Remus: Alright, well hurry up and come over.

Sirius: Well, I can't find them.

Remus: What do you mean you can't find them?

Sirius: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Remus: What do you MEAN there's only soup??

Sirius: It means there's only soup??

Remus: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!

Sirius: ALRIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!

Sirius: There's more soup!

Remus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE SOUP?!?!?

Sirius: There's JUST MORE SOUP!

Remus: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!!

Sirius: THERE'S STILL SOUP

Remus: Where ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

Sirius: I'm at soup!

Remus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!??!?!??!

Sirius: I MEAN I'm at SOUP!!

Remus: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Sirius: I'm at the soup store!!

Remus: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!??!?

Sirius: FUCK YOU!!

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James: [offering Sirius a spoon of food he cooked] Does this taste okay?

Sirius: Yeah, but if I die. Well. Ya know.

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Sirius: Someone please give my brother a job, I'm tired of him asking me for money.

Remus: What industry does he like?

Sirius: Criminal justice but Wendy's will do.

James: wendys.com/careers

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James: Yeah, alright. Let's go home. I'll take a shower, call my mum.

Sirius: You call your mum in the shower?

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James: I used to have these recurring nightmares when I was a kid of my father just standing outside my window staring at me.

Sirius: WHAT???

James: Well it stemmed from when I watched Inspector Gadget

Sirius, laughing: So did he have the big giant teeth?!

James: He had giant pearly white teeth and he would just stand outside my window smiling at me it was the most horrifying thing in the world.

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Lily: [posting a selfie] it's the natural and bare face for me 💕

Sirius: You did it again. You snapped sis, you won.

Snape: You're too old for her.

Remus: He's gay.

Regulus: Why are you insulting him?

James: He's literally homosexual.

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James: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

Remus: You see-?!

James: HOLD ON!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT?!

Sirius: [laughing hysterically while recording them]

James: AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?! A PRINCESS!! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!

Remus: (to Sirius) I'm gonna stab him.

James: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?!?! AM I WRONG?!?!?

Remus: It's my favorite movie!

James: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE MOONS!!

Remus: I'm not fighting with you.

James: GROW UP BRO!! GROW UP!!

Remus: Get educated!

[astrodidact]

[aenariasbookshelf]

See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.

And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.

So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :)))))

read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

THIS

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[notactiveanymorebestie]

get trashed pedos

[my-strange-attraction]

reblogged this on my main account when it came on my dash like a week ago but figured I might as well do it for this account too. read the above and please unfollow, pedophile supporters.

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James: Hey guys, I'm texting Lily. I'm gonna ask her to dinner. How should I text it? "Let's get dinner" or "Do you wanna get dinner?"

Sirius: Go with "let's get dinner" so you're like assertive and confident.

Peter, nodding: For sure.

Remus: Actually, no. Now you sound a little aggressive. Because you don't wanna be the guy that's like "LET'S GET DINNER" like you're some sort of caveman.

Marlene: YEAH. You're supposed to ask her to dinner not tell her to dinner. Just say "do you wanna get dinner?"

James: Perfect.

Sirius: Actually, wait. Now you sound kinda like a pussy.

James: This is TOUGH.

Peter: The last thing you wanna be is like the overly masculine guy like LET'S GET DINNER I'M THE BREADWINNER BITCH.

Marlene: But women also love assertiveness.

Remus: Say "dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on if you were also interested in attending the meal."

Peter: The more words the better.

Marlene: NO WAIT. Say "I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal we call dinner."

James: Should I send that in a voice memo.

Sirius: FUCK THAT. SAY "DINNER TONIGHT. 7PM TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. YOU BITCH." because she's playing games with you now. SIGN IT. SEAL IT. DELIVER IT.

Peter: I don't know why girls are so difficult all the time.

James: I-I'm not gonna say that.

Remus and Marlene: Definitely don't say that

[minervas-marauders-deactivated2]

Turns out James’ animagus form was actually a lobster, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story 

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Remus: [texting Sirius] Where are you????

Sirius: I FUCKED UP

Remus: how

Sirius: I WENT TO INDIA NOT INDIANA

Remus: just tell me you don't love me

Sirius: [sends picture of him standing in front of the Taj Mahal looking terrified]

Remus: WHAT THE FUCK

Sirius: HELP ME