Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are...

Kristen. 29. Bisexual. She/Her. Just...doing my best.

[stonelions]

my endless love apparently

[pillow-boi]

zevran negotiating his life is probably one of the best parts of this game

[indigo-robin]

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants andrewryan spideypool. the other wants andrewtom spideyvenom. you are gay

[wikiipediabf]

[buckypascal]

We can’t send them back. Not yet. Why?

↳ requested by @aspearberry

[mutatedfish]

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[ilyastits]

don’t forget, it’s ok to do what you need to take care of yourself

[superknovamusic]

If a flamenco-style guitarist played for Lil Nas X 😛🎸

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]

[ernestina00000-deactivated20220]

I’m just an almond milk girl in a cow milk world

[loreofcardigan]

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

[loreofcardigan]

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

[dollsonmain]

Like chihuahua.

[catasters]

[cipheramnesia]

Thank goodness someone else felt the same.

[erets]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[funnytwittertweets]

[memescomedy]

[jambearie]

I'm SCREAMING!! GET EM