Slorbin For Small Whales

Hello fellow propane teens Legend Lark sideblog for @zenniaphoenix

[erobuck]

For your viewing pleasure I present:

The Bad Kids Hilarious Family Tree

As of Junior Year

[everythingsucksbutthatsokay]

Question for TAZ fans: how do y’all visualize the Pocket Spa, as an object? It’s never described in greater detail than “a pop tent,” so there’s a lot of room for interpretation. Does it just fold up into a little bundle, or does it have like a little case or something? How does Taako carry it around? I’ve never really had a solid mental image of it and I’m curious how others picture it

[domirine]

taako you have to stop doing this

[anonbeadraws]

You could say they're robbin' that lich blind, but does it count when he has no eyeballs... ☠️ (Based on this great post from @jumpboy-rembrandt) ✨Coms/Tips✨

[girlsnighteverynight]

[luobingmeis]

legitimately though nothing will be funnier than being on tumblr in 2017 when my mutuals were posting about taz balance, specifically during the reunion tour/stolen century/story&song era, and hearing everyone talk about "lup this" and "lup that." then a year later i start listening to taz balance and i'm like "wow i'm so excited to meet this lup character everyone loves so much :)" and then the story starts and i'm like "wow this is so fun i wonder when lup will show up :)"

[ID: handshake meme with one arm labeled "lich barry" and the other labeled "me," together labeled: "hey why isn't lup with these guys." End ID.]

[fishibox]

(saving the original tags)

[megamindsupremacy]

Hearing about the secret Slack channels and text threads and email chains everyone was using to hide the Entire Castle from Sam is extremely funny on its own, and even funnier because at the same time, Sam was stressing himself and probably the other half of the cast and crew out trying to hide 100k and a dad from Jacob Wysocki. Layers upon fucking layers of deception happening over at Normal Comedy Show Dot Com.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

One Year Later would've been going on at the same time too. Elaine sitting here with an endless list of secret dropout slack channels.

[2242706]

one time someone online got mad at me for drawing porn of oddish. disregarding any and all discourse about whether or not pokemon pass the harkness test, im sorry, thats an onion. thats a root vegetable. if you truly believe that rule 34 of a sentient onion creature speaks to a desire to have sex with the real life equivalent, you dont have to worry about me commiting beastiality. but keep an eye on me in the produce section

[zanderschubert]

I hope OP knows that "root" is Australian and New Zealand slang for sex

Meaning that all Aussies and Kiwis viewing this post are thinking "OP wants to root a vegetable"

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Taz Balance AU where the Reclaimers are constantly wearing graphic tees they’ve owned for upwards of a decade and the Director is Dying.  Highlights include:

Madame Director: “And this is my butler, Davenport”  All three boys, pointing dramatically at Magnus’s “If found, please return to Davenport” shirt: “EYYYY! :D” (note: there are exactly six copies of that shirt in existence.  Davenport has a matching shirt that says “I’m Davenport”  He doesn’t wear it anymore)

Carey: “I didn’t know you had a sibling, Taako.”  Taako, wearing his third favorite “I’m the cool twin” shirt (the one with glitter but no rhinestones): “What are you talking about I’m an only child”

All three of them show up to training wearing identical shirts with a photo of the entire Starblaster Crew riding a roller coaster screenprinted on the front.  Neither rollercoasters nor photography exist on this planet.

The boys try to convince Kravitz that they aren’t death criminals.  It’s hindered by the fact that Merle’s shirt says “I’ve had a lot of ideas, and only 50 of them killed me!” with the 0 repeatedly crossed out and replaced with increasingly higher numbers

Somebody wakes Lucretia up in the middle of the night to deal with a crisis and she’s wearing a shirt that says “I Survived the Destruction of my Home Planet and All I Got was this Stupid T-Shirt”.  They assume that the staticked out bit is a voidfish joke.

[apricot1312]

Everyone's saying "you have the same amount of hours in a day as Brennan Lee Mulligan," but no one is remembering that he said chrononancy was the greatest magic of all.

[ruffboi-mags]

I appreciate all the Blue M&M/Top Hat stuff going around, and I know we had that moment when Bluey was lost, but I really think everyone's sleeping on the Bluey/Lint moments we got throughout the episode, y'know? it was a lot quieter but the tenderness of that moment when Bluey got caught in Lint's fibers?

I just think that Bluey's got two Ms and @quiddie should consider a polycule if the resurrection works.

[quiddie]

When Mark talks about food being stuck in Lint, that was absolutely Blue M&M. (I know because that tasted exactly like lint when I ate it.) I'm glad the slow burn is getting some love too. 💙

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

The Weeping God Intros

60 - everyone's favorite signs of spring; kat watches a man practice devil sticks every morning; father winter

61 - larks extend every part of themselves in gratitude to everyone who showed up to meet them at CONvergence and welcome pitches for another con the following year (haunted ones and good/haunted food + drinks are preferred, as well as hot single ghosts in your area); the Avelis version of the Lord's prayer

62 - Stan (Ferguson) is here to play Varahara!!

63 - Ainsley and The Gap report on the current and not at all dated meme/problem of thirty to fifty feral hogs threatening their dear horses, the larks speculate on how they shall be killed for referencing things that will be outdated when the episode's posted; tfw you cook things long style

64 - Noel has been planting her long hairs wherever she can specifically as a trap for Juniper to sit on; Kat and Noel don't like this intro but Errol Uber-rates Juniper's story 5 stars

65 - Kat was killed by the sheer image of a neighbor walking by who may or may not have been some sort of nightmarish creature; Juniper and Errol calmly fight each other to the death over who gets to make the same intro joke

66 - kat gives road egg lore

67 - kat apologizes for reviving father winter & juniper challenges her to a race to slay him again; errol writes explicit ao3 tags for the podcast; the SAD equivalent of AA; recap directly from kat's notes

68 - errol fell off their chair, died, and came back as a ghost to be ignored and talked over; noel is 100% paying attention and not looking at her phone; juniper fakes being a sentient cloud of mist for "being ignored in public" clout

69 - we have hit the Weed Number episode 🎉

70 - juniper gives a Death Stranding (game) review; juniper and noel vibe check each other; the larks discuss their feelings on the revamped sonic trailer

71 - larks discuss their dark Phantom of the Opera past and Juniper writes an X-Men/PotO AU

72 - noel's nephew went to monster jam, the larks plan monster jam fraud, & scant discussions of their holiday experiences

73 - noel describes the plot of detective pikachu

74 - witcher discussion quickly devolves into errol writing friendfic shipping noel with her coworkers; noel suffers from seeming too cool; the larks kin donkey & shrek; riffs on orestes' name

75 - the larks brainstorm potential names for juniper's mom's new puppy

76 - charmin toilet paper commercials and horrifying camp stories

77 - kat and juniper describe the hyper intelligent horse in a generic fantasy netflix show

[crystallizedkingdoms]

ID: An edited screenshot of a tweet. johann the bard, @bestviolinistever, tweets: My boss told me the Relics keep eating her Reclaimers so I asked how many guys she has and she said she just goes to the surface and gets a new guy afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding random guys to the Relics and then her gnome started crying. End ID.

mfw no relics after nearly a year of the BOB operating

join johann appreciation week you might find more of my weird johann&lucretia BOB fics/posts in the near future

[czesca]

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

[gallantblade]

characters who are inauthentic even to themselves. characters who cannot allow the mask to slip. characters who struggle to have an identity past what they project out to the world.

[czesca]

no come on what do you mean willy wonka

[terezis]

u may as always blame @anonymousalchemist​ and @marywhal​ for this, although how a deadly assassin-spy was convinced to model for a national magazine i am not sure… alas. it is a mystery for the ages

one day taako will find this issue buried in a long-forgotten junk drawer in hallwinter tower, and when that day comes he will frame it so that it may hang in the apartment that he and kravitz will eventually share for his viewing pleasure, forevermore

[sumersprkl]

“DENIM IS THE NEW BLACK”

[laikamaeris]

sorry for even posting this one. but its kind of true to me

[adgdrns]

Idk

bonus drawing