Propar Grammer

[grammer-offical]

propar grammer iz vary impotent :D

[propar-grammer]

hewwo dis iz mai noo blawg i cant gett in2 mie oldd 1 :(

mai oled blodg wuz @grammer-offical

[julius-caeser]

@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

[propar-grammer]

WOH IS DA RELE JULUS SEESER! :O IS OFFICAL!!!!

[betsygimblesagain]

Are you ready for

THE RAPTOR???

[propar-grammer]

*wraptour

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Hmm I've been curious about this for a while

How do you pronounce caramel?

Caramel

Caramel

Voting ended onFeb 27

No nuance option.

(Pls reblog for sample size, I want to know :D)

[purgatory-offical]

personally, i pronounce it 'caramel'

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

caramel duh, any other pronunciation is pure lunacy

[sarcasm-offical]

What are y'all saying it's pronounced caramel of course

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's obviously caramel are you stupid?

[propar-grammer]

😤😤😤UR AWL SPELINK ITT RONG IS KAERAYMELL KNOT CHAMELON!!!!😡😡😡

[g1pper]

apparently I don’t know how to spell

[propar-grammer]

im rly gud @ spelink!! ! i kan teche uuu1u! :D

[amnesia-offical]

I had a terrible dream that the Officalverse had started on Reddit instead of Tumblr and we were all Redditors

[caffeine-pills-official]

You see THIS is why sleep is soo dangerous! It can give you scary nightmares! 😣😣😣

Here, take some caffeine pills:

THEY'LL HELP YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN! :D

[cheshirecatlair]

NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

[propar-grammer]

im scarrd :'(

[sidetable-drawer]

Steve in Sunglasses Saturday

[bluescluesposting]

[propar-grammer]

HELOH STEEV!!!!! :D

[katlovesshrimps]

Blue's got no Clue's where the fuck dey are

[propar-grammer]

BLOOS KLOOS! :D

[cheshirecatlair]

How much rage could a ragebaitor bait if a ragebaiter could bait RAGE?

[betsygimblesagain]

Seven.

[propar-grammer]

>:(

haow muc RAIGE culd a RAEGBATER BATE if a RAIGBATER culd BAET RAIJ?

7even

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

littery

fuck i was tryna spell literaly

literraly

literlay

literily

literrely

you KNOW what i mean

[propar-grammer]

u gawt itt rite teh frist tim tho

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

thanks dude

[propar-grammer]

ur welclum! :D

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

littery

fuck i was tryna spell literaly

literraly

literlay

literily

literrely

you KNOW what i mean

[propar-grammer]

u gawt itt rite teh frist tim tho

[grammer-offical]

yumi yumi pompken joos! :P

[grammer-offical]

woh y pompken mak mee fel funeh

[officalverse-official]

Hey Polylinguism Polycule: I think your child got into the beer again. @grammar-offical @evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @old-english-offical @spellcheck-offical

[evilgrammar-offical]

SHIT. GRAMMER PUT THAT DOWN

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*PUTT

Oooh, we're playing golf?

[incorrect-corrector-corrector]

No, put, as in "set" or "place"

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*bet

Ofcourse you would promote gambling to kids…

[incorrect-corrector-corrector]

y'know what bet

Let's go gambling

Family gambling time

[grammer-offical]

yayyy gameblang! :DDD

[evilgrammar-offical]

GRAMMER N… actually go for it here’s some cash

[grammer-offical]

yayy maceen goh blinncy bliinc :D

[grammer-offical]

yumi yumi pompken joos! :P

[grammer-offical]

woh y pompken mak mee fel funeh

[evilspellcheck-offical]

PUT THAT DOWN

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*DROWN

Wow, you want trammer, your grandkid, to drown themself in beer?

[grammer-offical]

dwammer

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*warmer

[incorrect-corrector-corrector]

*grammer

[grammer-offical]

DAS MEE! :D

[closed-door-offical]

I need more officalverse friends but lore is so tiring to keep up with ):

[grammer-offical]

wuts A loor?

[cheshirecatlair]

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

CAN' RT A SPAMBPT DO WPAMBPT SHIT??

[nixon-official]

...wut.

[nixon-official]

mtv Wcreen isv broken sorry

[violetdexter]

Cheshire Cat: PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT.

joseph-stalin-mccarthy: can' retweet a spam bot sometimes??

Richard Nixon: ...what.

Richard Nixon: my screen is broken. sorry.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

"PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT."

"I can't accidently retweet a spambot when I'm drunk?"

"...what? My screen is broken. Sorry."

[cheshirecatlair]

What is the charge? Engaging in a bout of improvisational comedy? Recording an Hilarious Comedy Podcast Episode?

[propar-grammer]

*proov 2 mee ur knot uh bott eye kant askidentully reetwit da scrambob wen im dranc.? wut my. skreen iz brohkrenn srry wut is da charj?? engrajring en da boat uv impruvrosashional kommeddy??? recroding a hillaryous kommudy potcats eppysoad????

[satan-offical]

Fun fact: you're loved

[jackviator]

Everyone (*but me) is loved and deserves love

[satan-offical]

No no

You're loved to

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy]

*too

[satan-offical]

You're not loved.

[propar-grammer]

*ur knot luvd