Oh my god, I can do magic! Big day.

Stop trying to do aerosol alchemy!

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Vampires fear garlic, not because it hurts or burns them, but because it causes them to slowly transform into garlic.

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[probablybadrpgideas]

New enemy: scimitaur. Body of a horse, head of a curved blade.

­Unicorns if they weren't fucking around anymore.

[probablybadrpgideas]

What About the Concept of an RPG where the Party are in a Time Loop on the Titanic and the Only Way to Get out of the Time loop is to Prevent the Titanic From Crashing

What about the concept of an RPG where the players are icebergs in a time loop and the only way to get out of the timeloop is to sink the titanic

[probablybadrpgideas]

Quick ways to build a character if you're struggling

Start with an existing character to take out most of the work. Just change the name, personality, goals, appearance, motivation, backstory and abilities.

Take a classic RPG archetype and invert it. Instead of alive elf, dead elf. Instead of alive space marine, dead space marine. Instead of dead vampire, some guy.

Wait for another player to finish making their character, then grab their character sheet and try to gaslight them into thinking you wrote it.

Wait until the campaign starts. Once the GM introduces an NPC, stop the campaign and declare that one's yours now.

Pick one flaw from each member of your game group and combine them into one highly insulting character.

Make a character in another, more difficult system first so making one in this system suddenly feels much easier in this comparison.

Just search your name on Deviantart and see what pops up. Luck of the draw!

Set up a specialist sub-subcommittee to investigate the problem. They predict that, if funding continues, you should have a functioning character within 5-7 weeks.

Just don't bother. We all know that scheduling errors are going to cancel the game anyway. Why delude yourself?

[organical-mechanical]

Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what is yuri

Yuri Gagarin was the first human to travel into space. Making one orbit around the Earth in 1961, he retired from the Cosmonaut program in 1970 and teamed up with Masako Yashiro to write some of the earliest manga depicting romantic relationships between women, a genre which to this day bears his name, "Gagarin."

[nostalgia-eh52]

[probablybadrpgideas]

When you sufficiently increase your ability to manipulate geographical boundaries to favor those aligned to your faction, your gerrymander evolves into gerrymeleon.

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[prokopetz]

In this essay, I won't.

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: cg a ’t tat a -t gg a t t t’ atg a a cc c t at t a ta tat t, , a ttat cc, a at a a t a, "t t’ t ." A cc [ag: a .]

Closest match: Angerona prunaria genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Chicken

(image source)

[goldenasirpa]

Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

[soapaipillas]

It’s your uncle, Sam.

[luminouspica]

He was an activist before he became an actor. He was told to get out of town before he ended up dead as a young man, due to his activism.

This is just more of him being himself, which is as it should be.

[tazmanian-cigarette]

People really forgot that Sam Jackson was a Black Panther

[bloodbatty]

I reblogged this without saying anything earlier, but damn it’s so refreshing to see a celebrity that doesn’t feel the need to appeal to literal fascists.

[properporpoise]

I knew he was a badass but I didn't know he was *literally a black panther* badass???

[probablybadrpgideas]

The BBEG actually dies of unrelated causes just before the heroes reach his hideout, and the final encounter is the boss's henchmen puppeting his corpse around a le Weekend at Bernies and hoping the party doesn't notice.

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[hellsitegenetics]

[pbdigital]

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[properporpoise]

Man who dedicated his life to promoting the idea that more people should have rabid wolves around them gets killed by rabid wolf. Followers enraged, everyone else shrugs.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The llama is the only animal to have a double-L in its name.