Winter Break 2026 | Drug Use | Bodily Fluids | Infidelity
The sky in Philadelphia was grey, presumably, somewhere behind the low clouds. At the Tulum International Airport, it stretches endlessly upwards, painted a carefree pastel blue.
“Tara has texted. Her fever is getting worse.” Katie peers over the back of her seat with a sympathetic pout. “Maybe Jamie was right that he should have stayed with her?”
people write “i support labour rights i just also think you should be GRATEFUL and LOYAL to the people who so generously PAID YOU to get injured and make them more money than you earn. i am a principled leftist and not a motivational speaker hired by yzerman to teach gratitude to his employees” and expect to be taken seriously
lacey eden. lacey is the only woman to ever win four D1 hockey national titles (all with wisco and three with laila), yet she's suffered more than anyone in the history of the world. one of the last cuts for team USA for the 2022 and 2026 olympics, left out of the patty kaz top three this year, overlooked in favor of her teammates, constantly tormented by laila and kk's antics. that she still loves laila and only occasionally tries to subliminally trick her into liking taylor swift is testament to her strength of character. she's going to play in the PWHL next season.
is she normal about laila? mostly yes, other than that time she posted a tiktok zooming in on the sweat on laila's bare shoulders after they did hot pilates together.
laney potter. one of laila's teammates at the university of wisconsin. laney has gone triple platinum in MY household for never quite being as good as everyone thought she would be, and kind of going psycho on the ice sometimes, and having an elite aux, and being incredibly easily ragebaited about the pittsburgh penguins, and slashing tessa jannecke in the head, and the tone of voice in which she said, "can she even drive right now?" in the background of a tiktok live when lacey drunkenly kept insisting she was going to drive her brother to the airport. she'll be a senior this upcoming season and i very much hope she declares for the PWHL draft next year because i think she would be a delight in pro hockey.
is she normal about laila? no, she's a major offender of nervously asking everyone, "WHERE'S LAILA?" whenever laila is not there, second only to kk. she's also on record as very seriously saying that she thinks laila is the funniest person in the world.
hannah halverson. she plays for the university of wisconsin with laila. she's two years younger and is one of the younger girlies that laila and kk seem to have kind of adopted. laila, hannah, laney, and ava call themselves the stick taping squad and tape their sticks on the bench before every game together.
is she normal about laila? well, she let laila pretend to walk her like a dog. so you tell me.
anna wilgren. anna played for a year with laila on the badgers; she now plays for the seattle torrent. if laila gets drafted to seattle, they'll be reunited and will probably be the top D pairing.
is she normal about laila? one time laila took of all her clothes and starting whipping anna with them while they were wrestling, and not to editorialize, but it seems like it might be kind of hard to be normal about laila after that.
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
