Prophet of Huntokar

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[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[janinegregory]

BOB'S BURGERS 8.18 — As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps

[catchymemes]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

My gleeful vampire

[drtanner]

A wiggly those feratu.............

[byelacey]

i rolled a priest

[wizardshark]

"we teach kids about sex at 13-16, any earlier and it can actually scare them" protestant american spotted!! We learned in grade 5 (age 10) and I knew what it was for years prior uwu

[wizardshark]

When I was 8 I fully knew what sex was and the sum total of my thoughts was "that sounds gross. Hey can I play Pokemon now"

[gallusrostromegalus]

Any kid who has unfixed pets or lives in the general vicinity of a farm knows what sex is by the time they're five or six. I knew about it at four because I have a little sister and my parents were normal about explaining what the hell was going on with my mom's abdomen, why we were prepping the house for a baby and when she'd be arriving.

My thoughts on the matter were mostly "Oh yeah, like on PBS Nature. Cool. I'm gonna go dig a hole for fun now."

[depsidase]

[dzgrizzle]

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[mechgirlie]

if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

[cryptid-catnip]

this tweet is art

[stormwinds]

[swampgallows]

[duzemine]

He knows what he’s doing, guys

[doramilaje]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

but it’s just iconic lucille bluth memes

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[mens-rights-activia]

[maxbytes]

[birdblues]

Blunthead Slug Snake

[catgirl-kaiju]

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease