Listen, Do You Know How Much Braining It Takes

To Make The Words GO?

[cowboy]

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

[marisatomay]

if i was invited to the met gala i would simply understand the assignment

[huffylemon]

dont ever pluck your eyebrows when you're mentally ill

[andhumanslovedstories]

There is a level of my boobs looking fantastic where I become indifferent to the existence and concerns of others. I become transcendent. I am nice tittied. I have reached a different level of humanity because of these two mounds of fat. I am Narcissus, gently bouncing forever in front of my own reflection. I’m dominating this match of five dimensional gender expression chess and my opponents don’t even know that they’re playing. I body block Amelia in her room until she tells me my boobs look nice today. I am a monster, I am a tyrant, I am having a good body image day. Don’t even get me STARTED about my butt!! It’s okay. Let’s go back to the boobs. Fantastic. Excellent. Solipsistic. Amoral. Titties.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Every time you slap your ass and the movement ripples up through your stomach fat and jiggles your breasts, you legally get to run one red light

[spiraling-halo-deactivated20220]

“You like Nine Inch Nails? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Pretty Hate Machine came out in ‘89 I think they really came into their own commercially and artistically. The whole album has a synthy, industrial sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Nivek Ogre but I think Trent has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. I think his undisputed masterpiece is “Head Like a Hole”. A song so catchy; most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the lies of conformity and the importance of individuality; it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!”

[transparentphantom10]

☕️☀️ buongiorno

[ruzekburgess]

“With knot of one, the spell’s begun. With knot of two, the spell is true. With knot of three, the spell is free.”

Diana Bishop in A DISCOVERY OF WITCHES (2018—)

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

[summerofspock]

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

[indieninja92]

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

[shittinggold]

Change my mind

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[sigridkaffen]

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

[indieninja92]

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

[nerdythangs]

[nepofledgling]

[ginnyweasely]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[catchymemes]

[alicedemettrie]

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

[bumbleshark]

i hate what terfs did to bangs

[bumbleshark]

its a classic goth girl staple and terfs shouldnt be allowed to get them anymore

[chubunny]

The good news is that blunt bangs don’t automatically count as terf bangs. It’s only when they’re ridiculously short and often times accompanied with a bob. Like there’s a clear difference between this hair:

And this

[imonlyadumpling]

adsasgrfsth

[yellowplumfruit]

that unapparent summer air in early fall

the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all

[transtarks]

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

[rumade]

I'd divorce him too lmao

[sustainableseparatists]

[sisyphereantask]

It’s never JUST about the tomatoes.

[wolverinequeen]

I’ve had a couple relationships like this in the past. One man in particular never had any emotional investment in me or my life or passions whatsoever. He wasn’t a bad person at all, just really emotionally distant/uninvolved. It gets old when you’re the one always putting in the effort “how was your day? How’s that thing you’re working on? That’s really cool! I wanna do this with you!” and you NEVER get that in return, and when you do, you had to beg for it. At the most, I’d get a vague like on Facebook occasionally and that was it. I got to a point where it was emotional misery every day to beg for the bare minimum, so that relationship ended. Now days that guy blames me and says “but I never abused you! I never hit you!” but my dude, you ignored everything about me and left me in emotional distress for it. Humans NEED basic validation and emotional connection especially from family/spouses. You can’t stay with someone to be ignored most the time. Shit gets seriously old. 

[junkartie]

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

[junkartie]

Damn this post rlly struck a cord with u guys hello mfs who cry easily i love all of you and care you