watch ur back

• 100% humor •

[teamrocketing]

TikTok is literally the funniest app to be on bc there’s so much fresh ideas and creativity and dancing BUT being 24 i feel very like

[112732]

[betype]

[captaincraic]

The best part of my day is throwing random things off the Mesa

[captaincraic]

The best part of my day is throwing random things off the Mesa

[prospectivemployer]

My fiancé’s stepdad built a “pig farm” in his backyard and I cannot stop giggling

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

horse with horse written on it

[skeetshoot]

most iconic

[also-starring]

[schwifty-memes]

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[night-sky-hunter]

1 minute after midnight tonight

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i would get married solely for the dress and the attention 

[eternityliam]

this is the best thing i’ve read in a while

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

[difficult]

Me 😂😂😂