chris . !

#3 ,, percussion.

[prosth3ticzz]

HERE COMES THE PAIN . . !

nearly a full year after the rest of slipknot had gotten tumblr, chris FINALLY decides to get it. let's just hope the hype isn't already over. after all, they need their percussionist, damn it!

more vvv !

basic info , rules : can't believe i have to say this after a full year but no, i am NOT impersonating chris. this is just a fun little account for an rp. obviously, it'll include rpf, drinking, drugs, etc. if that bugs you, easily just scroll and move on. i also run @xx-waitnbleed !

headcanons : i feel like he's a very closeted queer + transfem ,, even though it's really really obvious that hes gay in one way or another (she/he,,) idc what era this is he WILL have long hair !!! but umm.i can't think of anything besides that .. will update when i do

[prosth3ticzz]

just flew in from iowa, boy are my arms tired :^) !!!!!

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

miss you big papa 🫡 let's get drinks sometime

- #3

I've never been called big papa before.

I love it. Continue callin' me that...

Fuck yeah. When and where? Let's not go to that garage bar,y'know the one a few miles away? Y'know the bar I accidently pissed on the pinball machine in. The drinks are dirt cheap but they'll beat my fat ass if they see me.

[prosth3ticzz]

PAULIEEEE !!!! missed you, buddy :'^( !!!

..freak. i mean i will if you want me to 💔.

uhhh .. i dunno where, considering you kinda ruined the only good place around here. i mean , maybe we could sneak you in? im sure they won't notice!

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

Sneak me in?? BRUH I'M FUCKING HUGE 😭

[prosth3ticzz]

🤫.... It'll work. i have my ways ....

[pig-covered-in-grayblood]

miss you big papa 🫡 let's get drinks sometime

- #3

I've never been called big papa before.

I love it. Continue callin' me that...

Fuck yeah. When and where? Let's not go to that garage bar,y'know the one a few miles away? Y'know the bar I accidently pissed on the pinball machine in. The drinks are dirt cheap but they'll beat my fat ass if they see me.

[prosth3ticzz]

PAULIEEEE !!!! missed you, buddy :'^( !!!

..freak. i mean i will if you want me to 💔.

uhhh .. i dunno where, considering you kinda ruined the only good place around here. i mean , maybe we could sneak you in? im sure they won't notice!

[t8yl0r-8]

plane .. buggs ... Plan. Plan e. bug. Bug. Plane. Bug. Everybody bug no w. Bug . Plane. Plane s#3

…. exactly . go off king .

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[t8yl0r-8]

we aren’t THAT loud ? he’s always yapping anyways . it’s because he’s tiny . oh uh… your nose is great bubs . love it . 😍

my bad for thinking the occasional male species is a hot thing to look at . 🫡

[prosth3ticzz]

you are. whenever you two are active it's like you never shut up. joey has an excuse, he's like a chiwawa 🫩.

i didn't say anything against that .. im just pointing out you two should put the similarities to good use !

[t8yl0r-8]

i can easily just never say anything back . smh . yeah something like that . more like a wiener dog .

chris… i’m going to hold your hand when i say this . no . :)

[prosth3ticzz]

yeah, sure, man .. i really, really doubt that.

just .. be quieter. please. im tired, man 💔..

[t8yl0r-8]

watch me . 🖕🏼

i haven’t slept in 3 days . how do you think i feel ?

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[t8yl0r-8]

we aren’t THAT loud ? he’s always yapping anyways . it’s because he’s tiny . oh uh… your nose is great bubs . love it . 😍

my bad for thinking the occasional male species is a hot thing to look at . 🫡

[prosth3ticzz]

you are. whenever you two are active it's like you never shut up. joey has an excuse, he's like a chiwawa 🫩.

i didn't say anything against that .. im just pointing out you two should put the similarities to good use !

[t8yl0r-8]

i can easily just never say anything back . smh . yeah something like that . more like a wiener dog .

chris… i’m going to hold your hand when i say this . no . :)

[prosth3ticzz]

yeah, sure, man .. i really, really doubt that.

just .. be quieter. please. im tired, man 💔..

[t8yl0r-8]

watch me . 🖕🏼

i haven’t slept in 3 days . how do you think i feel ?

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[prosth3ticzz]

these guys are exhausting .. im going to bed.

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[t8yl0r-8]

we aren’t THAT loud ? he’s always yapping anyways . it’s because he’s tiny . oh uh… your nose is great bubs . love it . 😍

my bad for thinking the occasional male species is a hot thing to look at . 🫡

[prosth3ticzz]

you are. whenever you two are active it's like you never shut up. joey has an excuse, he's like a chiwawa 🫩.

i didn't say anything against that .. im just pointing out you two should put the similarities to good use !

[t8yl0r-8]

i can easily just never say anything back . smh . yeah something like that . more like a wiener dog .

chris… i’m going to hold your hand when i say this . no . :)

[prosth3ticzz]

yeah, sure, man .. i really, really doubt that.

just .. be quieter. please. im tired, man 💔..

[t8yl0r-8]

watch me . 🖕🏼

i haven’t slept in 3 days . how do you think i feel ?

[t8yl0r-8]

iowa is our sexiest album and i’ll stand on that . 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[t8yl0r-8]

we aren’t THAT loud ? he’s always yapping anyways . it’s because he’s tiny . oh uh… your nose is great bubs . love it . 😍

my bad for thinking the occasional male species is a hot thing to look at . 🫡

[prosth3ticzz]

you are. whenever you two are active it's like you never shut up. joey has an excuse, he's like a chiwawa 🫩.

i didn't say anything against that .. im just pointing out you two should put the similarities to good use !

[t8yl0r-8]

i can easily just never say anything back . smh . yeah something like that . more like a wiener dog .

chris… i’m going to hold your hand when i say this . no . :)

[prosth3ticzz]

yeah, sure, man .. i really, really doubt that.

just .. be quieter. please. im tired, man 💔..

[t8yl0r-8]

iowa is our sexiest album and i’ll stand on that . 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[t8yl0r-8]

we aren’t THAT loud ? he’s always yapping anyways . it’s because he’s tiny . oh uh… your nose is great bubs . love it . 😍

my bad for thinking the occasional male species is a hot thing to look at . 🫡

[prosth3ticzz]

you are. whenever you two are active it's like you never shut up. joey has an excuse, he's like a chiwawa 🫩.

i didn't say anything against that .. im just pointing out you two should put the similarities to good use !

[t8yl0r-8]

can both of you just accept that you're both gay AND stinky. a man needs his beauty sleep 💔..

- #3

YOU have no idea of not putting that fat nose into it huh ????

joey is gay . i am bi . ☕️

[prosth3ticzz]

kinda hard not to when i can hear you guys from miles apart. also, what's wrong with my nose :^( ...

oh, i know. im pretty sure everyone does. no man sells cocks and doesn't get off on it.

[prosth3ticzz]

gives you a flowy dress in your favorite color for. no reason in particular.

i um. don't really wear dresses ... but um. uh.

..😿imabsolutelysavingthis.

[prosth3ticzz]

well if they stink so much what do YOU smell like. you're with them 24/7, wouldn't their stink soak into you ..

i smell like strawberries. specifically the vo5 strawberries and cream. i don't think those guys even know what hygiene IS.