hi.

25+, He/Him. i dont know how you got here. this is a dumping ground of reblogs

[bucephaly]

The tortoise investigation committee

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[thetursithan]

Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

[lady-harrowhark]

mama bear, through gritted teeth: i said “let’s cross the road efficiently with mama”

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[theonion]

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[generalluxun]

If someone is googling Greek myths and isn’t prepared for weird, it’s their own fault.

[steelplatedhearts]

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

[the-big-mood]

[queer-ragnelle]

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

[iamoutofideas]

lower

[queer-ragnelle]

Excellent addition. The budget is now $250,000.

[queer-ragnelle]

@pussiesaregod open to suggestions!

[pussiesaregod]

@queer-ragnelle sure. can't always know the exact, full budget for these but some recs:

candy (2006)

jongens (2014)

babyteeth (2019)

one cut of the dead (2017)

giant little ones (2018)

the babadook (2014)

the guilty (2018)

the way he looks (2014)

chungking express (1994)

tomboy (2011)

holding the man (2015)

femme (2023)

a girl walks home alone at night (2014)

[lotrmusical]

bearer of the curse known as 'i find it boring when characters in historical fiction think, feel, behave and sound exactly like modern-day people'

[creaturelingart]

baby latias

[creaturelingart]

and her older brother

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

[petalsonpluto]

i love both of these little guys so dearly

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[animentality]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.