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[azoraahai]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[protecc-peter-parker]

toothless and miles radiate the same energy, thus this au fanart was born YEET

[reposted from my instagram // please click for better quality]

[ashryverwithadragon]

Just when you thought Toothless’s level of cuteness had peaked..

[light-fxry]

EVERYONE SHUT YOUR SHUNGS AND LOOK AT THIS SCALY BABY

LOOK AT HIM

[ltsv-deactivated20190427]

everyone shut up abt anime and look at this picture of miles

[adrestianflames]

You know that scene where Peter and Miles think about how OG Peter would have snuck into the lab to make the Goober? And you know how they ran into Gwen during the fight and then she saved their assess on the way out? Cause that means Gwen ABSOLUTELY had a moment where she said “If my Peter was still alive, how would he do this? He probably would have gone out of his way to grab a bagel” and that shit makes me wanna cry

[team-downey-1965]

Avengers: Endgame will be Gwyneth Paltrow’s last film on MCU…

Thank you, Pep.

[whataslayeris]

It´s a sibling thing

     “I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”.- Thor & Loki

[richarddmadden]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[rosmaryne]

tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

[psyducktective]

Thor would help with your groceries fight me

[rosmaryne]

you are abso-fucking-lutely right

[krakenartificer]

This is such a weird post because it FEELS right. You’re nodding, yeah yeah, totally. That’s how superheroes are. And it holds together until you think about any given member of the avengers

Thor? Thor would LOVE to escort you home, and would help get stuff to that top shelf you have trouble reaching. Cap? I mean, Steve Rogers is practically defined by his willingness to carry your groceries for you.  Iron Man? Look, getting Tony Stark to take your groceries home is the easy part. It’s getting him to stop that’s the trick; he wants to build you an automatic grocery-carrying drone or set up a recurring home delivery order that’s charged to his account.  After you turn down his offer to buy you a new house, you wake up the next morning to find that he’s paid off your student loans and pledged $10,000/month to your Patreon.  Hulk?  Bruce would be in tears if someone came up to him and asked for an escort home because they feel safer with him nearby.  He’d name his next discovery after you.  Hawkeye? He’d walk you home, telling you dumbass dad jokes the whole time, and teach you some ASL.  Then he’d put all your groceries away and show you how to make a pot roast.  Black Widow? Well, OK, she might not walk you home. But she would fuck up anyone and everyone in your neighborhood who made you feel unsafe.  There’d be bullies on your block who would cry every time they even thought about catcalling. And idk. I feel like maybe the problem is in our relationship to superheroes – that we think of them saving the world, and we forget that most good is done at street level.  Or maybe what Spiderman has is some kind of relatability.  Because the OP does feel right. Any of the avengers would help us … but Spiderman is the only one we would ask to help us.  Because he feels like a friendly neighborhood buddy.  And maybe that’s a superpower on its own.

[doesnotloveyou]

[geekdorknerdfangirlblogger]

Is no one going to talk about Thor being the king of “YEET”?

Let me explain….

Have a hammer bitch YEET!!!

Liiiterally the definition of….this bitch empty! YEET!!!!

This bitch is empty of his will to live….

YEET!!!!!!!!

[celinamarniss]

[pixiedurango]

never slammed the reblog button this fast

[felineverdures]

connor + beanie

[cozmo-the-mighty-chinchilla]

Honestly i feel like we don’t appreciate enough how absolutely adorable Marks is. I get so used to viewing him as some total stone face badass sent from God(which, yeah, even that’s sort of true about him) but then I go back and either replay the game or watch another playthrough and remember how much of a sweetheart he is. 

Just:

Look at this dork nerding out over a freaking (philosophy?) book.  

And FUUUUCK I had completely forgotten he calls Carl ‘dad’ at one point!! Just fuckin’ kill me right now, why dont’cha!!!

((These screenshots don’t do the scenes justice. But you get the point.))

And the emotion in his voice when you chose to fight back and beg Carl not to make you leave, how he gets down on his knees and starts sobBING!!! 

How gentle and caring he is with Carl at the begging and how amused he gets with Carl’s stubbornness and jokes. 

The rest of the game makes me forget about all this(which i’m not complaining. I get it, they were in the midst of a revolution and as leader he had to be stone faced and tough, and even that’s a super good look for him.) but then I go back and replay/rewatch the beginning and go “OH RIGHT!! HE’S A COMPLETE FUCKIN SWEETHEART WHO NERDS OUT ABOUT BOOKS N’ SHIT!!!”

I- I really love Markus, alright?

[iamnotarob0t]

you can’t change my mind

[aelwen-art]

it’s my booooy

[dbh-edits]

Connor Anderson Reverse!AU (Pt.4)

[samswinchesters]

Then the Act of 2031 decided that androids should not be able to un-mute televisions.