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i watched a movie the other day that evan peters and ellen page were in. (both of my celebrity crushes.) and the movie was a true crime biopic, and the whole movie i was expecting evan peters to save ellen page, but NO evan peters aided in ellen page’s murder!!!! i felt so betrayed!!
im so h*cking Gay™️ for sadie adler.
i know i haven’t posted in like years, but here’s a link to my rey x kylo ren punk band au fanfic if any of yall are interested, i guess. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17145335/chapters/40319486
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
PLEASE reblog this.
I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it
i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.
idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000
reposting on my friends account
holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.
Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers!
Everyone should see this, it’s really important
I reblog every time
If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave
I fucking told you, auto
hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG
oh god oh god oh god
PLEASE REBLOG
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
WTF
Stay alert ladies!
be warned
REBLOG!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!
I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!
This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!
!!!!!!!
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!
Reblog
I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE 3 FOLLOWERS JUST REBLOG, MEN ARE ALSO RAPED, WOMEN ARE ALSO RAPED, GODDAMN SPREAD THIS
I haven’t heard or read about anything like this happening in my area, but then it wouldn’t surprise me to find out about some POS resorting to such tactics.
who the fuck is gronk?
jojo siwa hit that goth phase.
mallory: i dare you to marry me.
michael: i'm not going to fall for that.
mallory: then i win.
michael: what? hell no. i'm going to marry the crap out of you right away! let me check if there's someone free to marry us. you just think you can win like that? hell no-
cordelia as she looks over at misty laying beside her asleep: thank goodness i have her.
*after catching michael performing a dangerous ritual.*
mallory: if you keep doing this, you will die. your body won't be able to handle it.
michael: i'm a demon, your mortal standards don't apply to me.
How about hcs for the Evans first time in the Cortez?? Your hcs are amazing and I didn’t know I needed them in my life
ahhhh thank you!!!
they walk in and liz taylors IMMEDIATE reaction is “who invited the little gremlin march clones”
they’re all blown away by how grand it is
kyle touches everything
tate checks them in, “yeah we’re here for… devil’s..night?”
liz gasps and looks them up and down like ?? YALL?? damn james downgraded
james makes sure everything is PEFECT before the units get there
“oh but hazel what if they don’t like it? will they think it’s odd? oh god ok i-“
when they get to room 64 march is Visibly Sweating and might collapse
“W-welcome!”
“dude why are you shaking you look like a vibrator” “thanks rory”
gallant and jeffery dahmer get along exceptionally well and converse about boy problems
kit puts on 60’s music and it honestly slaps
after they eat, james escorts them all out and says he’ll be “back in a sec” and “kai you can come if you want to we’re gonna stab someone”
kai goes
so of course, everyone starts roaming the halls
kyle and rory stumble across the empty pool and scream to hear the echo
tate finds bartholemew’s room and holds the baby and plays with it like a nice soccer mom
jimmy runs into the countess and she considers taking him next
march, barging in before she has a chance to turn him, “BEGONE, THOT”
kit, having a terrible sense of direction, gets lost so fast and meets sally
she offers him a cigarette and tells him hes pretty and he takes it and says “thanks, i know”
march scolds himself for leaving them alone
so now he’s running around with kai, both stained in blood, collecting evans
its like pokemon go
“I’ve been traveling alone for years now, but ive finally found a bar. Thank you jesus, hallelujah”- kit walker’s mind diary
jimmy has officially been adopted by iris
rory and kyle get chased by vampire babies
gallant has found will drake’s closet and has made his home there. there’s no use getting him out now, which is ironic
tate rides around on luggage carriers and steals from room service
every time james and kai think they found someone, it ends up being a ghost
it was a successful night
happy devils night and happy bday james march!
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure I’ve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much
The most dangerous of all bad guys
@m4rloe5
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen
@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury
As if this wasn’t hillarious enough, Peter “I am a Spider Meme” Parker yelling “YEET” as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect
@mango-mocha
run in here and come get yall juice
[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]
lily rabe with red lipstick reblog if u agree
hey trans friends
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!
make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.
November/December, Happy Holidays
Everyone, and I mean everyone who reblogs this before Nov. 5 will get a doodle based off of their blog URL
I’ve seen a lot of these and I want to try it for myself!!
GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:
The meaning behind my url:
A picture of me:
How many tattoos i have and what they are:
Last time i cried and why:
Piercings i have:
Favorite band:
Biggest turn offs:
Top 5 (insert subject):
Tattoos i want:
Biggest turn ons:
Age:
Ideas of a perfect date:
Life goal:
Piercings i want:
Relationship status:
Favorite movie:
A fact about my life:
Phobia:
Middle name:
Height:
Are you a virgin?
What’s your shoe size?
What’s your sexual orientation?
Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
Someone you miss:
What’s one thing you regret?
First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
Favorite ice cream?
One insecurity:
What my last text message says:
Have you ever taken a picture naked?
Have you ever painted your room?
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Have you ever slept naked?
Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
Have you ever had a crush?
Have you ever been dumped?
Have you ever stole money from a friend?
Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Have you ever snuck out of your house?
Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever made out with a stranger?
Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Have you ever seen someone die?
Have you ever been on a plane?
Have you ever kissed a picture?
Have you ever slept in until 3?
Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?
Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Have you ever made a snow angel?
Have you ever played dress up?
Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
Have you ever been lonely?
Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
Have you ever been to a club?
Have you ever felt an earthquake?
Have you ever touched a snake?
Have you ever ran a red light?
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Have you ever had detention?
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Have you ever hated the way you look?
Have you ever witnessed a crime?
Have you ever pole danced?
Have you ever been lost?
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
Have you ever felt like dying?
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Have you ever sang karaoke?
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Have you ever sang in the shower?
Have you ever made out in a park?
Have you ever dream that you married someone?
Have you ever glued your hand to something?
Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Have you ever gone to school partially naked?
Have you ever been a cheerleader?
Have you ever sat on a roof top?
Have you ever brushed your teeth?
Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Have you ever played chicken?
Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
Have you ever broken a bone?
Have you ever been easily amused?
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?
Have you ever cheated on a test?
Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
If you want to ask me something but can’t figure what you want to know here you go, ask away