you're not punk and I'm telling everyone

bailey! hipster trash. improv comedy. harry potter. queer feminism. back problems. doing my best. she/her or they/them who am I? love notes getting around I am beautiful

[gloombby]

[proteg0]

Other people's shower thoughts: [mind blowing realization]

My shower thoughts: [Ive Been Working On the Railroad 10 Hour Version]

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[lizardsister]

there are only three genders: diners, drive-ins, and dives

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[ithelpstodream]

[9060x]

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[lesbiansana]

this…… is the first frame…… from a video on the best way to cut up a mango….. why is alton brown like this

[tedallen]

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

[justworstcooksthings]

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

[youvebeenchopped]

Food Network really got me with ‘Beat Bobby Flay’… I won’t watch his show but ILL SURE AS HELL WATCH SOMEONE TRY TO TAKE HIS ASS DOWN

[kirk-here]

i have had it with bobby flay and all of his Chilis

[angelchild22]

out of all of the crazy moments on food network shows nothing will beat the guy yelling “I JUST WON CHOPPED” on cutthroat kitchen

[proteg0]

cooking show contestant: in the last round the judges said i didn't have enough coconut in my dish, so my plan for this round is just to serve them a whole raw coconut

[proteg0]

alton: whos gonna give me 500 dollars for this item

chef: seven THOUSDAND dollars

alton as his entire soul leaves his body: why the f

[net-slum]