I'm what the kids call "excessively anxious".

Proudly ruining everything since 2000. Follow if you enjoy laughter, joy, and sometimes Star Trek. (Terfs/acephobes/other reprehensible clowns, don't interact)

[esoanem]

[gothicenjoyer]

my favourite type of poster on here—unironically—is the subgroup of people who make long informed thoughtful and obviously passionate analytical posts detailing the various discourses of their media of choice in relation to theory texts or adjacent literary traditions with all the gumption and sincerity and breadth of knowledge of, like, shakespeare scholars; except, and this is the most crucial element, the media of choice has to just kind of suck, like, at least a bit

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[narbacular-drop]

BAH GAWD IT’S COLUMBO WITH JUST ONE MORE THING

[0kkvlt]

Really big fan of Columbo vs Negacolumbo in a few of these

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[memewhore]

[halondrus]

[nelsonakis]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[important-animal-images]

[ashes-and-static]

That appears to be a baby MUSK OX, not a baby bison!

Here's a baby bison:

(Img id: a creamy-brown plains bison calf walking next to a darker brown adult) img source: https://source.colostate.edu/building-the-herd-bison-delivers-healthy-bull-calf/

Here's a musk ox and its calf:

(Img id: a baby musk ox touching noses with an adult) img source: https://www.adn.com/alaska-life/2018/05/04/musk-ox-mothers-and-newborns-get-acquainted-in-palmer/

[iamshmolphrog]

@bovineblogger

[bovineblogger]

i love both of them sososoososososossoosososo much!!!!!! i think about them SOOSOSOOSSOS MUCH!!!

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

[belovedgoofball]

[snailspng]

Spooky valentine stickers from 1966 PNGs.

(source)

[fish-daily]

valentines for you

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish valentines post

[cat-fishie-deactivated20240911]

thank you

[fish-daily]

awesome

[mellie-mp3]

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

[aveline-shepard]

[johnbottoms]

i hope every single show i love rn dies actually. like in a fiery blaze set by the writers themselves 

[secondhandhandyhaversack]

Say it with me, slowly:

IF

MY

FAVORITE

SHOW

CAN’T

EXIST

WITHOUT

EXPLOITATION

THEN

IT

SHOULDN’T

EXIST

AT

ALL

[shsbjsnsjsndnsnsnand]

[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[captmelbourne]

[thelxiepia]

[silverdisable]

Coming home from a four day trip makes me feel like that little gay guy from the hobbit

[doctormothoid]