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*blows kiss to the western sky* for elphaba

nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

downriversandroads

I love how so many times throughout the series one of the Leverage crew will need to do something that’s not in his/her usual skill set and then someone else will say, “Oh, just do it like I taught you to” and for some reason I just love the thought of them teaching each other things in their free time.

renew-leverage

#this is such an excellent concept #and my favorite part of it is how it must have gone in the early days of the team #nobody quite able to look someone else in the face and say ‘do me a favor and teach me this awesome thing?’ #so Hardison spends an entire afternoon trying to trick Sophie into correcting his British accent #at first she thinks he’s mocking her and then she thinks he’s flattering her #and then she hears him saying ‘bowties are cool’ to his monitor screens and she realizes #and after she’s rolled her eyes a bit she goes back in and leans on his desk #and starts working on giving him the idea to offer her a trade–better backstories for her favorite aliases in exchange for accent tutoring #or maybe Sophie’s alright with the lockpicks she keeps tucked in her designer hairclips #but she’d really like to be able to handle combination locks as well #and she spends a week trying to wiggle Parker into offering to teach her with no luck #and then finally just shows up with a two-pound chocolate bar and asks outright #and Eliot spends weeks watching the rest of his team run from what would have been otherwise very simple little fights #and he sits on his incredible need to help them be better able to defend themselves for a while #until he and Sophie end up sitting for three hours in an empty warehouse waiting for the mark #and he tells her he wants to teach her to punch ‘just so he can have something to do’ #and he tells her it’s because he’s bored and because he’s cranky and that either she can learn to punch or learn to take a punch #and she thinks she knows the truth–Parker’s hardest to understand but Eliot’s still hardest to read– #but it’s not until he says ‘there’s gonna be a job where you have to punch Nate at some point. Don’t you want to be able to make it count?’ #that she takes off her pretty rings and agrees to learn (tags via ereborne)

bonehandledknife

‘there’s gonna be a job where you have to punch Nate at some point. Don’t you want to be able to make it count?’ #that she takes off her pretty rings and agrees to learn

OMFG HEADCANON ACCEPTED

#leverage

anyoneseenmyhead-deactivated202

The Food Network Show I Want

4 chefs complete in a contest to determine who is the best.

But they are not given certain ingredients they must use. They can use whatever they want.

They are given… the name of the dish.

The judge says, “Make me ‘Purple Nirvana’” and we get to watch one chef make au gratin blue potatoes, another make a blueberry shortcake, etc. The worst dish is eliminated until one chef wins.

1esbrarian

blackfiresuplex

I could talk about leverage forever and tonight I’m all about how Hardison was so openly emotional and it wasn’t a weakness and it wasn’t beaten out of him to show that he was “growing up” or whatever…instead it was valued and protected, and it made two very guarded people who had also been through tough shit start to open up and THAT was the big growing up change. leverage just did an excellent job with their characters and tonight was about the ot3 but trust me I have a lot of feelings about all 5 of them and the others’ time is coming okay, good night

#leverage

crossguild

be friends with people who like themselves, or are trying to like themselves, and who want their friends and loved ones to like themselves too, bc if they don’t then they’re just gonna drag u down with em

sseureki

#tgp

siobhanblank-deactivated2019011

“if fear of failure is keeping you from drawing, deliberately draw the stupidest, shittiest ideas you can think of so you’ll get practice in without disappointing yourself” is like, unbelievably helpful advice.

imsopopfly

So I decided to take the advice and try this

This was…a colossal waste of time.

siobhanblank-deactivated2019011

idk what ur talking about this is a miracle

riickgrimes

Black Panther (2018) | dir. Ryan Coogler

swimthroughthefires

#black panther#i just LOVED KILLMONGER’S TAKEOVER of the nation so intensely? SO INTENSELY????#for the REALLY DEEP dramatic EMPIRE VIBES that it gave off…ESPECIALLY to an audience#that has been raised on a diet of genre fiction and high fantasy#it was so DEEPLY CLASSICAL in nature???? the young brazen bastard son comes swaggering back into the palace to demand his birthright#he is strong and scarred and full of this terrible unquenchable rage that springs from abandonement and the life of an outsider#and he STANDS OVER THE BODY of his mirror image and screams ‘IS THIS YOUR KING?’ and literally casts him aside#in the eyes of all the council in the eyes of his family and his lover#AND THEN. ONE OF MY FAVORITE HORRIBLE THINGs it is just so DEEPLY CLASSICALLY SHAKESPEAREAN EMPIRE-BUILDING#the old queen mother and the princess are forced to flee the country with a few loyal supporters#the brave general and the army are forced to stay with the new king and uphold the order#BUT… THEREI S WHISPERING. literal actual whispering in the halls of the palace and just the PHRASE#‘whispersi n the halls of the palace’#THESE SCENES. this narrative trope! do you UNDERSTAND how DEEPLY that taps into my fictional foundation - the intrigue and the fear?#this entire movie plucks such ancient and deeply felt threads but the COMMITMENT TO AFROFUTURISM AT THE SAME TIME like#bruh i really liked killmonger’s takeover scenes is what i’m saying @takiki16

#black panther