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@przydatnykosz
The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
I tried.
My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
@whaleinwhite
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
the second radish is 29 feet away
when I was little I remember being mesmerized by all the trinkets and angels that my grandmother had in her cabinets … my kids are gonna have the same thing except it’ll be anime figures
“This is my grandmother’s most prized possession; she said it’s called Super Pochacho.”
when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing
“ur brian”
listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants
Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love
can you believe it’s not butter butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
Could you even imagine leaving a comment on a porn site. Like could you imagine going on a porn site, making a username, entering your email address, making a password, maybe even picking an avatar, just so you can publicly say “mmmmm titties”
also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.
And now, the weather.