PS0M

*brain noises*

[snomonomicon]

(Thank you @robosnom, @sneaky-detective-snom, and everyone else)

IT’S TIME FOR THE 100 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL!

ALL SNOMS, I SUMMON THEE

@robosnom, @special-agent-snom, @i-am-a-snom, @pride-snom, @sneaky-detective-snom, @snom-with-a-knife, @snom-with-a-nuke, @oshnom, @apocalypse-snom, @evil-snom, @wizard-snom, @engineer-snom, @thief-snom, @shiny-snomblr, @i-am-protosnom, @shiny-snom-red-edition, @snomfee-cup, @i-am-a-frosmoth, @eclipse-frosmoth, @space-snom, @rescued-snom, @ethics-snom, @otherworldy-patron-snom, @momsnom, @snom-with-sweater, @snom-postal-services, @snom-with-a-bomb, @thief-snom, @i-am-catboi-snom, and everyone else:

🎯 cc o )___\

(sets up a target)

what is your ultimate attack?

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ p01nt1ng 04t th6t 0v3r h6lf 0f th0s3 @s d1dn't 3v3n p1ng

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ 1n f6ct, 0nly 7 0f th0s3 l6nd3d, 6nd 2 w3r3 d4pl1c6t3s. 6ll0w m3 t0 sh0w y04 th3 s4p3r10r m0b1l3 d3v1c3: sn6mdr01d

@robosnom , @special-agent-snom , @i-am-a-snom , @pride-snom , @sneaky-detective-snom , @snom-with-a-knife , @snom-with-a-nuke , @oshnom , @apocalypse-snom , @evil-snom , @wizard-snom , @engineer-snom , @thief-snom , @shiny-snomblr , @i-am-protosnom , @shiny-snom-red-edition , @snomfee-cup , @i-am-a-frosmoth , @eclipse-frosmoth , @space-snom , @rescued-snom , @ethics-snom , @otherworldly-patron-snom , @momsnom , @snom-with-sweater , @snom-postal-services , @snom-with-a-bomb , @thief-snom , @i-am-catboi-snom , 6nd 6 p6rtr1dg3 1n 6 p36r tr33

ㄸ-】_〕_〕_\ y04 c6ll y04rs3lf 6 sn0m 3nth4s16st

[snomonomicon]

thanks!

Now…

(Sets up the target again)

What is your ultimate attack?

[snomba-has-blog]

(*•/___/ Hello you all forgot about me again

[snomonomicon]

apologies. What’s your ultimate attack?

[snomba-has-blog]

(*•/___/ so a bit of a backstory for this, but when I was on one of my travels I found a Normalium Z, and since due to the chaos of being a fusion between a Pokémon and a being from another world, my bug type was replaced with normal, which only makes my ultimate that much more powerful.

(^^/___/ Anyways, NORMALIUM Z AND SAME TYPE ATTACK BOOST BOOSTED EXPLO- 💥

*A massive crater forms around Snomba, completely shattering the target. Snomba lays in the middle, severely injured. A max revive lays on the other side of the now decimated wall.

[snomonomicon]

*takes notes*

How did you not die? And was the max revive generated by the explosion of did it prevent you from dying?

I unlocked my ultimate attack when I hit 100 followers, and it requires me to have some form of temporary invincibility or delayed revival, otherwise it kills me instantly.

[snomba-has-blog]

(–_/___/ good question. I really gotta research recoil damage when it comes to fusions like me.

[snomonomicon]

mine isn’t… exactly recoil damage. I can demonstrate, but I need a totem of undying, a volunteer to be the target, and a barrier cast around this area to prevent collateral damage.

[snomonomicon]

Any volunteers?

[dummoth]

Me!

[dummoth]

Wait what am I volunteering for?

[snomonomicon]

📜cc o )___\

Sign here if you agree to help me demonstrate my ultimate attack by being the target

[dummoth]

Eh I’ve got nothing else going on. (Dunks self in ink and rams into the paper)

[snomonomicon]

great! I found an old totem of undying in a basket of old laundry (it probably still works), so all we need is the barrier. Can anyone cast one?

[dummoth]

If it helps I think I have a protect TM in my box over here. (The box is entirely filled with TM 11)

[snomonomicon]

(a few minutes later) Alright, I’ve summoned some snoms and put them into a formation that should enclose this area at all sides.

Are you ready?

[dummoth]

I’m ready!

[snomonomicon]

alright, here we go.

Snomcred treasure, swing, and ring…

…ring

Behold, the highest level of the Snom summoning technique: the so far completely uncontrollable divine Snom general…

Snomahoraga.

they’re going to cut me in half in a second, so good luck-

cc ^ ) *slice* )___\

cc - )__ __)___\

(Snomahoraga attacks)

[dummoth]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[snomonomicon]

(you have been thrown across the crater and into one of the walls of the barrier.)

[ps0m]

*brain noises as I emerge from a small patch of extremely dense shrubs, being a psychic variant of snom, I was called to aswell, but I am not stro g enough to attack rn, I has no berry to eat*

(\§§⛥§§) • ƆƆ

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ h3r3 t0 w6tch th3 sn0m6h0r6g6?

[ps0m]

(\§§⛥§§) • ƆƆ

*nod*

*also found berry to munch on, while being a psychic variant of snom, I shall watch in curiosity*

[snomonomicon]

(Thank you @robosnom, @sneaky-detective-snom, and everyone else)

IT’S TIME FOR THE 100 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL!

ALL SNOMS, I SUMMON THEE

@robosnom, @special-agent-snom, @i-am-a-snom, @pride-snom, @sneaky-detective-snom, @snom-with-a-knife, @snom-with-a-nuke, @oshnom, @apocalypse-snom, @evil-snom, @wizard-snom, @engineer-snom, @thief-snom, @shiny-snomblr, @i-am-protosnom, @shiny-snom-red-edition, @snomfee-cup, @i-am-a-frosmoth, @eclipse-frosmoth, @space-snom, @rescued-snom, @ethics-snom, @otherworldy-patron-snom, @momsnom, @snom-with-sweater, @snom-postal-services, @snom-with-a-bomb, @thief-snom, @i-am-catboi-snom, and everyone else:

🎯 cc o )___\

(sets up a target)

what is your ultimate attack?

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ p01nt1ng 04t th6t 0v3r h6lf 0f th0s3 @s d1dn't 3v3n p1ng

[robosnom]

ㄸ•】_〕_〕_\ 1n f6ct, 0nly 7 0f th0s3 l6nd3d, 6nd 2 w3r3 d4pl1c6t3s. 6ll0w m3 t0 sh0w y04 th3 s4p3r10r m0b1l3 d3v1c3: sn6mdr01d

@robosnom , @special-agent-snom , @i-am-a-snom , @pride-snom , @sneaky-detective-snom , @snom-with-a-knife , @snom-with-a-nuke , @oshnom , @apocalypse-snom , @evil-snom , @wizard-snom , @engineer-snom , @thief-snom , @shiny-snomblr , @i-am-protosnom , @shiny-snom-red-edition , @snomfee-cup , @i-am-a-frosmoth , @eclipse-frosmoth , @space-snom , @rescued-snom , @ethics-snom , @otherworldly-patron-snom , @momsnom , @snom-with-sweater , @snom-postal-services , @snom-with-a-bomb , @thief-snom , @i-am-catboi-snom , 6nd 6 p6rtr1dg3 1n 6 p36r tr33

ㄸ-】_〕_〕_\ y04 c6ll y04rs3lf 6 sn0m 3nth4s16st

[snomonomicon]

thanks!

Now…

(Sets up the target again)

What is your ultimate attack?

[snomba-has-blog]

(*•/___/ Hello you all forgot about me again

[snomonomicon]

apologies. What’s your ultimate attack?

[snomba-has-blog]

(*•/___/ so a bit of a backstory for this, but when I was on one of my travels I found a Normalium Z, and since due to the chaos of being a fusion between a Pokémon and a being from another world, my bug type was replaced with normal, which only makes my ultimate that much more powerful.

(^^/___/ Anyways, NORMALIUM Z AND SAME TYPE ATTACK BOOST BOOSTED EXPLO- 💥

*A massive crater forms around Snomba, completely shattering the target. Snomba lays in the middle, severely injured. A max revive lays on the other side of the now decimated wall.

[snomonomicon]

*takes notes*

How did you not die? And was the max revive generated by the explosion of did it prevent you from dying?

I unlocked my ultimate attack when I hit 100 followers, and it requires me to have some form of temporary invincibility or delayed revival, otherwise it kills me instantly.

[snomba-has-blog]

(–_/___/ good question. I really gotta research recoil damage when it comes to fusions like me.

[snomonomicon]

mine isn’t… exactly recoil damage. I can demonstrate, but I need a totem of undying, a volunteer to be the target, and a barrier cast around this area to prevent collateral damage.

[snomonomicon]

Any volunteers?

[dummoth]

Me!

[dummoth]

Wait what am I volunteering for?

[snomonomicon]

📜cc o )___\

Sign here if you agree to help me demonstrate my ultimate attack by being the target

[dummoth]

Eh I’ve got nothing else going on. (Dunks self in ink and rams into the paper)

[snomonomicon]

great! I found an old totem of undying in a basket of old laundry (it probably still works), so all we need is the barrier. Can anyone cast one?

[dummoth]

If it helps I think I have a protect TM in my box over here. (The box is entirely filled with TM 11)

[snomonomicon]

(a few minutes later) Alright, I’ve summoned some snoms and put them into a formation that should enclose this area at all sides.

Are you ready?

[dummoth]

I’m ready!

[snomonomicon]

alright, here we go.

Snomcred treasure, swing, and ring…

…ring

Behold, the highest level of the Snom summoning technique: the so far completely uncontrollable divine Snom general…

Snomahoraga.

they’re going to cut me in half in a second, so good luck-

cc ^ ) *slice* )___\

cc - )__ __)___\

(Snomahoraga attacks)

[dummoth]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[snomonomicon]

(you have been thrown across the crater and into one of the walls of the barrier.)

[ps0m]

*brain noises as I emerge from a small patch of extremely dense shrubs, being a psychic variant of snom, I was called to aswell, but I am not stro g enough to attack rn, I has no berry to eat*

(\§§⛥§§) • ƆƆ

[ps0m]

cc^__\ hi!

-@green-snom-reborn

(\§§⛥§§) ^ ƆƆ

*brain noises, unable to speak yet*

[ps0m]

Doot Doot

(\§§⛥§§) ¿? ƆƆ

Psom is confused

[engineer-snom]

*brain noises, unable to communicate yet as hasn't learned how to, the psom is holding a small radar dish it found from a small broken satellite that slammed into the ground nearby*

(\§§⛥§§)¿Ɔ📡Ɔ

cc( - )) This gives me an idea, I'll be right back

[ps0m]

(\§§⛥§§) • Ɔ🍇Ɔ

psom is munching on a Berry while it hides under the radar dish it dragged along with it

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no way this is

actually going to

work but here I am

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stoneshrike]

ohh man.. does it work…

[snomfee-cup]

cc ^ (____\ Time for doot doot.

(_________)

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

so do I need to write something?

[ps0m]

*brain noises*

(\§§⛥§§) • ƆƆ

[ps0m]

a familiar voice, now husky, was exhausted from 7 days of zero sleep, to make sure the psom doesn't find them, slowly spoke into the voice recorder with a seriously mentally drained, drowsy & barely-awake voice

(\§§⛥§§)💤ƆƆ

"The week..... ish of me being missing... was spent..... *yawning in a tired mannerism* constantly trying to keep an eye on this being without being spotted....... it's so chonky........ and slow....... but It can somehow tell something is awry because it is starting to...... develop its psychic ability..... recently it started to make....... sloshing & wet flopping noises....... I'm guessing it's somehow motion blind...... as once it seemed to sit in front of me, and slowly make a circle to make sure it wasn't followed....... then it just left, to eat more berries...... i suspect this variant will stay as a psom forever...... with no further evolutions stable enough to develop reproductive organs...... I assume atleast........ that and...... maybe speech....... a psommunication-to-Snommunication-Translator would be helpful...... maybe it's time to look into engineering a special device to allow it to turn noises into speech........ once my job Is done....... I hope it doesn't get hurt......."

Angel ends the recording with her code name, which she herself, invented

"This is Angel Der Große....... the Protector of Bug Island........ in the Kyoto region....... signing off"

[ps0m]

(\§§⛥§§) ¿ ƆƆ

Angel would speak, very quietly but shakily

"Psom is becoming more aware........ also it found a strange crystal and proceeded to consume it....... it grew from the size of a mango pit....... to the size....... of...... a backpack....... I don't know what that crystal was but........ I left and came back the next day to the psom being as large as a backpack........"

A new report is generated, this one appears to be quite different

Name: Psom

Type: Psychic/fairy

Ability: Smol [pokemon over 3 levels above it will always miss their attacks]

Stats: Level 20

Hitpoints: 80

Attack: 70

Defence: 15

Special attack: 60

Special defence: 20

Speed: 10

[ps0m]

Angel taps the record button on her voice recording device

"I have witnessed this little pink........ creature grow from being so little....... to now, a level 5 pokemon that has the power to live and fight for what is right to itself, is a think not many know about ....... but every time I go to sleep, that little thing is...... in my mind, rolling around and being a cute little pile of brain material....... that looks like a squishy stressball or a plush toy, as such....... psom is extremely strange and yet...... so heckin cute, I hope to keep an eye on this little goof and be it's guardian...... invisible, but still appreciated for my efforts...... as for its power and skills, its still too early to tell, but I hope it can learn the strongest psychic skills known to humanity....... as it will need all the strength it can get, to defend against such powerful threats like hostile Poochyenas & florgés......."

(\§§⛥§§)^Ɔ🫐Ɔ

the berry eaten, is known as a punch berry, It permanently raises hp, Defence and special defence, while reducing speed and attack

Name: Psom

Type: Psychic/fairy

Ability: Smol [pokemon over 3 levels above it will always miss their attacks]

Stats: Level 5

Hitpoints: 10

Attack: 0

Defence: 4

Special attack: 0

Special defence: 3

Speed: 1

@itsapmseymour

[ps0m]

*the female narrator voice begins a voice-recording*

"After 4 weeks of research....... and watching the psom without creating any new reports, I have decided to let it be free....... while it is a special, weaker, More defeatable variant of a snom..... it deserves as much freedom as the other wild snoms and bug pokemon deserve....... though I will be keeping a very close eye on this little purple Goober...... as they will need help until they reach atleast level 10........ since this is the snowy region of beetle Island.......... and I'm the only inhabitant right now........ it will take a while for it to grow but I'm now wondering what it will transform into....... hopefully something big, smart and capable of defending against the freezing cold, Burning heat & dampest bogs...... this is Pokenom Researcher, Nurse & General Practitioner..... Angel Der Große, of beetle island, Signing off"

*meanwhile in the small patch of cleared snow, the psom sat with its berry, Surprisingly, The psom had grown...... from the size of a cherry, To the size of a mango seed/pit, It was a level 3 pokemon now, also observed sleeping*

(\§§⛥§§)~ ƆƆ

*then, a new report is generated through the help of GP Angel*

Name: Psom

Type: Psychic/fairy

Ability: Smol [pokemon over 3 levels above it will always miss their attacks]

Stats: Level 3

Hitpoints: 10

Attack: 2

Defence: 4

Special attack: 3

Special defence: 4

Speed: 3

[ps0m]

*narrator voice again, now female*

[Now that Psom is somewhat more well looked after, with the Berry being broken up alot more, so it is easier to munch on....... now we have to address its size....... it's so small it cannot even eat a blueberry....... how will this little Psom survive? It needs constant care to be taken as it could be squished at any point......... this needs more attention...... maybe we could find it a temporary foster caretaker to keep Psom Safe?]

(\§§⛥§§)^ƆƆ *psom is eating a chunk of berry*

*psom has gained 2 more exp from eating another chunk of berry*

[ps0m]

(\§§⛥§§)^ƆƆ

*the Psom has been seen as too vulnerable to be left alone, let us call upon all the snoms to get Psom..... more protected...... it's too small to survive this big world without help..... lets hope the snoms do not hurt psom......*

@i-am-a-snom @robosnom @evil-snom @ethics-snom @snomper-the-sniper @engineer-snom @pride-snom @special-agent-snom @snom-with-a-knife @sneaky-detective-snom @wizard-snom

[ps0m]

*in narrator voice*

psom exists in a new universe, Barely the size of a cherry and its already in danger of being squashed...... maybe it's for the best that it's kept in a safer environment.......

*psom ate a small bite of a Berry, Gaining 2 experience*

[ps0m]

*in a soft, narrator voice*

this little purplish..... pinkish one. An extremely Rare version of a species called Snom...... it's a Wild pokemon, One that no man woman or child has yet to encounter....... but even so, It's not a regular snom, The snoms I've seen before were slightly green and cute, Shiny snoms infact, are very cute..... but this snom..... I don't know exactly what happened, But it's a one of a kind, It's so weak and small, but I know it will become one of the most beautiful and loved snoms out there, Now, Lets see here....... a name for this specimen? How about....... Psom? Yeah, That will fit just fine~~~~

Now...... lets mark the date & give you a profile~~~~

Time: 1:02AM

Date: February 28

2024.

Name: Psom

Type: Psychic/fairy

Ability: Smol [pokemon over 3 levels above it will always miss their attacks]

Stats: Level 1

Hitpoints: 5

Attack: 1

Defence: 0

Special attack: 1

Special defence: 1

Speed: 3

*the voice says one last line before chuckling and letting the wild pokemon be alone, the mysterious woman would have spoken to herself and observed the rare Variant of snom, Without disturbing it*

"Well...... I hope to see you in the future, My little Psom, Lets hope you grow up to be as good-mannered and kind as I hope you will turn out"

*the chuckle, Was followed by the woman, leaving the bushes, sneaking away without alerting the "psom" to her presence, This little thing, Barely even the size of a cherry, Had no idea how its life was about to change forever.......