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I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

amygdalae

To your cat you are the large gentle giant they get to nap on like a totoro

lizardsister

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?

kaijuno

the-moon-whisperer

swagpaws

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

barrenwomb

and tell me, are “italians” in the room with us right now?

frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

dragonpuppies

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

frownyalfred

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

qwertyu858

trader-j0e

a-boy-too-weird

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

dadzawa-adopt-dabi

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

frankenmouse

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

powerfulwizard

sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

karpetshark

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

talksick

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth