open your mind, let us begin our quest

hi

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

why are dogs so cute its illegal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[homoz]

[teathattast]

[pleatedjeans]

[melisica]

amy valentine

[decision]

[teenagerposts]

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

anyone remember that american idol bonus scene on the shrek 2 dvd

[aunclesquishy]

it wasnt just a scene, it was a whole game, and one of the endings u could get was simon cowell making himself the winner

[severalsmallfires]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.”

— Zen Shin Talks

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[bridezillas-deactivated20130208]

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

[clownacademia]

[catchymemes]

When Spongebob whips out them infinity patties