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rudolphsboyfriend

Enough! You go in the hairprison for your crimes

gothiero

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

thenatsdorf

:3

maxbytes

these faces get me every time

dappermouth

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

wellthatschaotic

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

nerdyveganrunner

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

marinebiologyshitposts

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

0rdi-deactivated20211118

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

marinebiologyshitposts

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

neverwonderneverremember-deacti

slimeofmylife

x-prodigy

hometoursandotherstuff

Here’s a simple idea I never thought of.

walmart.com

helpeverythingiscats

Me when I see a lady or perhaps a booby

question

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

pleaseexorciseme

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

jackironsides

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

ryrosryhoe

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

bonepoem

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

jukebox-head

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

cryptiboy

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

wintersoldierfell

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

randomthingsthatilike1

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

thechy-fychannel

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

taramaclaywasaterf

John Mulaney is one of the few men I have nothing but respect for and genuinely find absolutely fucking hilarious. I adore his comedy. I adore his little goblin dog. I adore his wife. I adore him. He just seems like such a good dude and I would love for a chance to just sit down and chat with him.