I GOT AFFILIATE STATUS FOR TWITCH AAAA

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[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[fujoshijpeg]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

[valtsv]

i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft

[valtsv]

*slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[destinymoonart]

Me: i love playing horror videogames

Horror videogame: *start

Me:

[destinymoonart]

Horror videogame: *something move and make a sound

Me:

[destinymoonart]

Horror videogame: SOMETHING APPEAR

Me:

[archiemcphee]

[kaasbolletje]

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[grawly]

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

[ostolero]

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

[grawly]

you guys are killin me here

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

[grawly]

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

[grawly]

[m0gg3t-deactivated20231129]

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

[grawly]

[grawly]

HOLY SHIT

[grawly]

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

[crow--teeth]

today in class the professor said “it’s generally pretty hit or miss” and my entire body instantly tensed. my heart stopped. from across the room I heard a hushed “I guess they never miss huh” and I wanted to attack them like a rabid dog

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

immensely underrated tyler1 moment is when he challenged another league of legends player to a typing race, lost, and then yelled “this isn’t fucking fair cause you use your whole hand to type and i only use two fangers.” he then proceeded to pan the camera down and show that he does, in fact, type only using his two index fingers and still gets around 100 wpm

[thebootydiaries]

What she texts: I’m finw

What she means: I’m fine

[pururin]

[axiomreks]

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

[yuna-sempai]

[shoujo-editsu]

[mirayama]